I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way,and you'll be lovin' it."
"Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u."
"Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that ass"
(OMFG LOL)
"Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe."
"If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!"
"You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on."
"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" (Why?) "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"
Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.
"I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me."
"Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!"
"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!"
(OMGGGGGGGG WARNINGGGGGGGGGGGG READ AT YOU'RE OWN RISK MFG)
Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
"Is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention"
"Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off. "
"I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight."
"I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir."
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!"
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
"I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt."
"I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you."
'I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!'
AHAHAHAH That's Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!
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