Teen Posts/Quotes

Comebackssss!!

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

  I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

I could remove 90 percent of your beauty with a wet Kleenex.

Bozo the clown called, he wants his face paint back.

Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun.

It looks like your makeup was put on by a bunch of four-year-olds learning how to finger paint. I've seen clowns with a more natural look than that.

Sorry it's sooo short today! promise for longer chapters!!