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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat.

$19.99

Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money.

Putting on headphones and it seems like suddenly everybody wants to talk to you.

"All you do is sit on that computer!"

"No mom, I sit on the chair."

I go on YouTube just to watch a music video and 5 hours later, there I am watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

No matter how many pens I buy, they always "mysteriously" go missing.

How to find the name of a song:

Google as many of the words as you remember, and hope for the best.

"I threw a bitch in the well,

Don't ask me I'll never tell.

I look away as she fell,

Dumb hoe was in my way."

It's cute that they sell family sized Oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family.

That moment when you forget to listen to the other person's name when introducing yourself.

Getting off the computer,

Realizing you don't know what to do with your life and getting right back on.

Knowing your family so well that you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.

If I spoke my mind all the time,

I'd be in deep shit.

Having unlimited texting

With no one to text.

We all have that one person whose name we doodle in stupid little hearts all over our paper.

Wow, nice attitude. 'Where'd you get it? 'Abercrombie and b!tch?'

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A YELLOW DUCK IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

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