Teen Posts/Quotes

Ouch! Need Some Ice For That Burn?!!

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be out by itself.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

A girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY AZZ!

Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted some body's fingers to break so badly.

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet!!!

Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends... Nope, this list doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Forget the ugly stick, you must have been born in the ugly forest!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you, trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

I am not anti-social, I just don't like you.

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

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