emo band texts // emo quartet au

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im eating loaded potatoes while watching drama channels on YouTube and my friend nd bandmate remi is hanging out with me, I'm uwu

"Hey," Halsey walked through the door of my room. I picked my head up off of the left side of Gerard's chest and up straight, placing my phone on the bed. "Hey," I greeted, as Gerard also sat up.

"Anything interesting happen at school today?" Gerard asked, rubbing the back of his neck. "I mean, we had an English test," Halsey shrugged. "Oh."

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(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): I'm the coolest one here

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: I mean yeah pretty much

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: excuse me I'm cooler

Gerard🍋: OH I am SO ready to be the referee in this battle

(Y/N): -throws Pokémon cards everywhere- I WIN

Litboi: well. Fuck. I mean. I guess you're cooler.

(Y/N): I know bitch

Gerard🍋: y'all always calling each other profanities while I'm over here using nice words

Gerard🍋: and some insults depending on the way you take it

Litboi: lets all list things Gerard has called (Y/N) in the past three weeks

Dally joined the chat

Dally: I think you mean Weekes

Litboi: okay honestly slit your wrists and slowly die

Dally: ... he's called her a rat gorl

Gerard🍋: GORL

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: DEAD MEME WHERE

Dally: I made a typo I am sorry

(Y/N): he's called me rat girl HMM DALLY

Dally: I'm being bullied

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Litboi: COWARD!

Litboi: Anyways onto the list

Litboi: honey

Litboi: sugar

Litboi: rat girl -DALLON-

Litboi: sugar

Litboi: (Y/N)

Litboi: rat queen

Gerard🍋: rat kween* is what I called her

Litboi: gerard way ripoff

Litboi: why did you call her a Gerard Way rip-off Anyways Gerald

Gerard🍋: did you just call me Gerald

Litboi: yes

Gerard🍋: I—

Gerard🍋: Anyway because she thinks she's better at screaming than me and shes really just a rip-off of the disgusting Gerald Wayne. Sorry sis

Litboi: lol ur not gross

Gerard🍋: lmao yes I am

Litboi: (Y/N) tell him he's not gross

(Y/N): Gerard guess what

Gerard🍋: What

(Y/N): you're so fucking far from gross oh my GOD you're so hot I would smash so hard

Gerard🍋: lolno

Litboi: cOnViNcE GeRaLd!

(Y/N): id smash

Litboi: that's gay

(Y/N): not.. really??

Bleepo: well that escalated quickly

Litboi: not really but I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

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(Y/N): CoMe BaCk SeNpAi

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: I am sick of these LIES

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Litboi: wELL

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Bleepo: why do I always leave last

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