KEVIN PERRY ~ KEVBOYPERRYY

Fuck

I got home and my mother was in the kitchen. She didn't hear me come in. I walked over to the kitchen and she looked at me sternly.
"For fucks sake. You haven't been home in two days, you don't listen to me anymore!" She yelled
"Because you yell at me all the time I don't really want to" I said standing at the other side of the table.
"You at least have to tell me where you are going and when you will be back, you could have been kidnapped"
"I was at Kevin's" I explained
"Is that the boy you drove off with?!" She asked
"Yeah, and because you want me to tell you everything. I am going to his parents beach house this weekend" I told her just to make her angry.
"No you're not!"
"You don't have a say" I said
"I am your mother" she screamed
"I could've moved out if I wanted to"
"But you didn't" She pointed to the stairs telling me to go to my room.
"I'm not six" I laughed "It's also not a fucking punishment to send me to my room" I walked upstairs. I texted Lexie to come over. 10 minutes later I got a text from her just saying "On my way!"
Once she got in she ran upstairs.
"Why weren't you at school today?" I asked
"Oh I was fucking this guy" she explained
"Aww fun" I said sarcastically.
"Enough about him, I stalked Kevin. Have you fucked him yet?" She asked with a straight face.
"Uh no?" I laughed "also why did you stalk him? Also why won't you stop talking about him?"
"He famous, you gotta have babies so you can be famous" she explained
"You're mad" I told her "the fuck?"
"Because then once you are famous you can make me famous. It's all part of the plan" I couldn't get over how she had a straight face the whole time.
"I can't tell if this is a joke or not" I said.
"No why would it be" she looked at me like I was dumb.
"Ok you're crazy, just put on a show or something" I told her as I got a text from Kevin. Lexie grabbed my phone violently.
"You are obsessed" I said trying to get my phone back.
"Me and the guys are going to this Sunfield party. Wanna come?" Lexie read aloud.  "We are going!" She yelled.
"It's a Wednesday" I looked at her.
"So.." she said
"We have school on Thursday, that's how school works" I said in a funny tone.
"So.." she said again.
"No"
"Yes" she snapped
"No!"
"Yeessss"
"Lexie the fuck"
"YEAASSSS!"
"God fine" I gave in.
"YUUUEEEAASSS" she was nuts. She must have something wrong in her head. She started texting Kevin.
"Stop!" I yelled
"Fuck off" she yelled while yanking the phone away.
"Yes, and I am bringing my beautiful, amazing, best, most beautiful friend Lexie Hammond with me... send" she read. I gave up.
"You send beautiful twice" I told her.
"Shit" she mumbled. I took my phone back and texted Kevin.
"That was Lexie"
"I figured" he responded.
"Is it ok if she tagged along?" I asked
"Yeah of course" he texted. I put down my phone and we put on a show. Lexie almost immediately fell asleep. I eventually followed. I woke up to a knock on the door. I jumped up and looked at my phone, it was 6:15. I ran to the door before my mom could.
"What" Lexie said waking up. I looked out the window and Kevin's car was out front. 'Shit' I thought.
"Hi" I said after opening the door. "Come upstairs I'm... not quite ready" I showed him the way to my room.
"Lexie quick we gotta get ready" I said shaking Lexie's leg.
"Is it party time?" Lexie asked groggily.
"Yeah, get up" I answered.
"Hello Kevin" Lexie said in a weird tone.
"Hello again" Kevin said "Cute room"
"Uh it's dirty right now, sorry"
"Mine is worse" he said trying to make me feel better. I started getting undressed and Lexie and Kevin gave me weird looks.
"You have both seen me in my underwear, chillax a bit" I told them. "Sorry we weren't quite ready kev" I apologized.
"It's no big deal we will be fashionably late" he said. Lexie started getting ready in the bathroom across the hall.
"Should I wear this or this" I held up a dress, shirt and pants.
"They both look good" he responded.
"Just choose. Its not a trap, if that's what you are thinking" I told him.
"The pants and shirt" he choose.
"Good choice"
"What would you have said if I choose the dress?" He asked right before Lexie came in.
"READY!" She yelled.
"Got it" I muttered.
I finished putting on the shirt and we left.
"I have to go get the boys" Kevin said.
"Looks like you are going to have to squish" I told Lexie who was sitting in the back.
"Not a problem" Lexie replied. We stopped at one house and 5 guys came running out. I just laughed and looked at Lexie.
"Hey"
"Hello"
"Who's this?"
"Hi again" the boys said as the crammed in. A couple of the boys where sitting on each other's laps.
"This is my friend Lexie" I told the boys.
"Hi Lexie I'm Jackson" the boy sitting closest to Lexie said.
"Paul"
"Rich"
"I'm Caden"
"Sam" mumbled the boy who was getting squished by Rich. We pulled up to the party and there where a lot more cars then I expected. Lexie quickly got out so that the boys would stop squishing her.
"Oop there is Cameron" Kevin said pointing at someone passed out on the lawn.
"It's a Wednesday!" I said in disbelief. We could hear the loud music from outside. We walked in and I made immediate eye contact with my ex from Nevada.