Red vs Blue Season 11: Male Oc

Rvb S11 E10 "Long Live the King"

Blue Base
The Reds and Blues are still having their stand off, with Leo in the middle of it.

Tucker: You have literally the worst timing.

Sarge hops off the turret and aims his shotgun at the Blues.

Sarge: Stow it, thin mint. We're no longer fraternizing with the enemy.

Tucker lowers his DMR.

Tucker: "Thin mint"?

Grif: Now see, when he says "we" imagine he's only referring to himself. Do not group us together.

Tucker: Bitch, my armor's aqua! I think.

Leo: What are you two doing here!?

Grif: Uh, again, not "two," just him. I can't stress this enough.

Sarge: Agent Washington made me believe that Reds and Blues can coexist, and we can work together as one people, and that we can all get together and be...a little...purple.

Wash lowers his battle rifle.

Wash: We can! We are! Seriously, what the fuck is this about?

Sarge: You kidnapped one of my men!

Wade: Who? Simmons?

Simmons: Me?

Zeta: What!? He wasn't kidnapped, he wanted to come over here by himself!

Wade: Yeah, we just can't get him to leave.

Sarge lowers his shotgun and turns to look at Simmons.

Sarge: Is this true, Simmons?

Simmons: It's not your fault, sir. It's Grif's.

Grif: What did I do?

Simmons: You're fucking disgusting, Grif!

Grif: Well, yeah. But I've always been like that. Sarge was the one that decided to take half the base for himself.

Simmons: Oh. Then I guess it is your fault, sir.

Sarge hops back onto the turret and aims it at Simmons.

Sarge: Then that makes you a traitor!

Simmons: What?

Freckles aims at Sarge.

Freckles: {Threat level increased.}

Leo: Sarge, get off the turret!

Caboose nervously glances at Freckles.

Caboose: Uh, yeah, no reason for panic. Everything's fine. Might anyone have a rolled up newspaper at the ready?

Zeta: Caboose, we're gonna need something more then that.

Caboose: A spray bottle?

Sarge: You weren't kidnapped! You deliberately joined the enemy!

Tucker: But if he wasn't kidnapped, that would mean we were never the enemy in the first place!

Sarge: Don't try to confuse me with your words, shamrock!

Tucker: I'm aqua!

Wash: Tucker, calm down.

Tucker faces Wash.