~The God of Chaos!~ -Noragami x reader-

Chapter 3

She looked at me, she got to her knees.
"Thank you! Thank you so much! I've heard of you! The God of Mischief! I've read about you from my history books! I would like to thank yo-!"

Before she could finish, I left the scene. I didn't want to be a popular God, not at all. If people recognized me, who knows what'll happen.

She was rich, popular, and ect.

If she were to post this on Instagram or Snapchat, this could cause problems for me. It's better to let her forget about me rather than to mess with it.

I sigh as I walk away, jumping from building to building. I was really tired. I had stayed up all day even though I didn't get any sleep at night. My sleeping schedule is garbage.

Every single job from clients, I have to look at who's going to be there in the scene, every single person's schedule. Manipulating certain people to being there. Not only that but then I have to make at LEAST four plans.

Plan A

Plan B

Plan C

Plan D

Sometimes it goes over Z and I was just really tired. But I enjoy my job, it's all worth it once I see the reaction of the people. Then again, I don't always take jobs from people whom want justice.

Sometimes people just call me to have their 'fun', but hey, who am I to judge? I do the same thing after all.

I feel a pair of eyes on me. I look to be met with two figures, it was that phantom girl and the God Yato. How long had they been standing there?

I wink at them, before leaving them there, staring. I leave towards my home sweet home.

As I walk, I see the monsters roaming, most of them were small ones, but I could tell there was a storm forming in about ten minutes, not a good sign.

All of a sudden I hear a crash, I turn to see that phantom girl fighting with those monsters, along with the regalialess God, she.......... IS WRESTLING THE FUCKING THING!?!?!?

I feel my eyes widened as I race towards the brunette and the bluenette in danger. I jump and squish the crab like phantom, before grabbing both of them and running for my life.

As we were running Yato found himself a regalia, after naming it, he used it. Finally getting rid of the annoying and persistent phantom.

"This is the Land of the Rising Sun! Your desecration shall not be allowed! Hear me! I am the god Yato! I now lay thee waste with the Sekki, and expel thy vast defilement! I cleanse thee! --- Rend!"

I smirk as the God rips apart the phantom who had been terrorizing us. Rend is really cool, it's like a power up for us Gods. After settling down a bit, Yato and the girl looked at, I only smirked at them.

We went to cleanse our blights. After a while of putting water on our hands-- Cleansing the blights-- Yato introduced us to his regalia.

"His name's Yukine, or less formally Yuki", he paused, waiting for his regalia to turn back, Hiyori only stood there in shock, her face lookin weird,
"AHH IT BECAME A BOI!" She yelled very loudly.
"No shit sherlock" they looked at me, seeing as this is the first thing I say to them, ever.
After a while, they revert their attention back to the blond boy with peach like eyes. He shivered at the cold after he looked around in confusion.
"Yukine, I'm Yato, I'm your master now, I summoned you here from the far shore to be my regalia" he paused.
"You will remain by my side, you need not return from where you came, take this, go on you've nothing to fear"
He took off his tracksuit and handed it to him as he shivered even more violently at the coldness of the night.

The blonde boy only stared at the tracksuit for a few minutes, before turning away and pouting -- still looking at Yato --, says-
"I don't wanna a stinky track suit"

"..."

I laughed hysterically at their reactions. I was hardcore laughing, like something you'd never seen. Then Hiyori offered her scarf to Yuki for warmth.

"You've picked quite the brat God Yato, ahh. I need to go now, I got a job offer last night and I need to take care of it before dawn" I say, starting to walk off.

"Ah, before you go- who exactly are you" the dark brown haired girl, with pink orbs asked, curiously staring at me for an answer.

"I am the God Y/n, a.k.a the God of Mischief, pleasure to be your aquaintence miss Hiyori, and mister Yato and Yukine~" I was about to leave until I hear Hiyori's voice again, I groan.

"Wait- you're that God that's getting famous! The one responsible for ruining people's lives. Let me guess, you ruined that man's life, didn't you?" Hiyori asked.

"Hmm~? And what if I did?" I asked.

"You're ruining innocent people's lives here, I can't just stand here and watch that happen!" She yelled.

"Oh honey~ don't be so quick to judge, tell you what, watch the news tonight. Maybe you'll understand then!"

Her glare didn't leave.

"Hm, alright. Let's say I did, what are you going to do about it? Huh? You're only a half phantom, most Gods wouldn't even approve of your existence. Don't think you're special."

I walk towards her, and whisper something in her ear.

"You don't have to be careful when trying to fight with fire, cause no matter what you'll always burn your self at the end"

I gave one last smirk at the defeated face of miss Hiyori, before turning around and walking off the the dark night, heading for the meet-up spot of my next job that took place in a few days, for now I just need the details and locations about my job.

Hinori Satcheo, a middle school boy whom wants my service, I wonder what he has in store for me~