Prinxiety one shots

The Murder Game

A/N
Please read the image!
Only thing different:
You can only not kill if they're in the dining hall or naked or in the elevator

TRANSLATE ALL THE LAST NAMES!!!

It's midnight.

I sit at my door eagerly. I've always won this game, and it's always been fun.

The game of Murder.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, a bit edgy of me. But seriously, I'm super awesome at this game. I've never lost.

A knife is pushed under my door, and I pick it up eagerly.

Logan Captiosus

Oh. Okay. Haven't gotten him before.

I sneak out, quickly looking at all the name tags.

I'm stupid, all the L names are on the second floor.

I get in the elevator, quickly sneaking out when it opens.

Lili Barnes, Lola Moore, Logan Captiosus!

I run to the end of the hall.

The fire escapes are rap-around, for some reason, and I get over to his window.

"Sorry, Logan," I whisper, "but you won't be in the game this year."

I quickly tuck the knife under his arm and grab his.

Patton Mortale-Est

I leave a note on his fridge.

From his planned out your schoolwork is, I thought you would be ready to defend yourself.
You're dead now!
Courtesy of Virgil Anxietatem

I'll go kill this dude and then go to sleep.

Screw that, I'm going to sleep.

I head back to my dorm and collapse on my bed.

~Time Skip brought to you by how much I wish school would let out but how I also don't want to feel the heat of summer~

Patton, huh.

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, what a dangerous day.

Everyone has the day off, everyone except Logan has someone to murder, everyone is eager to kill their person. (I love writing edgy)

I've got Patton.

I run to the elevator and hit floor 7.

Ding!

Slowly, I creep down the hall.

You can never be too sure about anything in the Murder Month.

I find his apartment.

"Patton, Patton...poor Patton," I whisper, slowly going in the window.

He's still asleep.

I tuck the knife under his arm, grabbing his.