Spunky, aggressive, and beautiful. Lois Wilkerson from the hit sitcom Malcolm in the middle has it all when it comes to attraction... even if it attracts another woman!
Weeks after the family dinner date the Wilkerson family goes on vacation with the Kenarbans on a houseboat. Lois, Kitty, Hal, and the boys seem excited but Abe is visibly bored. Their moods basically decided how the day was going to be spent... separately. Abe spends the day indoors, Reese and Stevie are hatching a plan to escape to the cheerleaders camp, Hal and Malcolm steer fishing, and Dewey is missing. This leaves Lois and Kitty to spend the day together.
Lois and Kitty decide to spend the day together on a nearby beach and found a spot. It had enough shade and was close to shore. The two housewives decide to go to shore and dip their feet into water. Lois as always, is fearless and confident and marches straight to shore. Kitty again shows fear and Lois walks over and grabs her hand znga walks her to the water.
Lois: Come on, sweety! The water's fine!
Kitty: (Nervously) Ok.
Lois: Ooh! The feeling sends chills, I love it! Don't you?
Kitty: Sure.
Lois: Come on! It has to be more than "sure". That's not the Kitty I remembered from the restaurant.
Kitty has been the same person since the dinner date. It's just that when it comes to Lois, Kitty feels some type of way. Man or woman, Lois has this spunky attitude that even a woman could love. Kitty admires Lois and feels this aura around her whenever they're together. She stays silent until Lois splashes water at her. This triggers Kitty as she splashes water back and they have a water fight. They chase after each other splashing water at each other, wetting each other to the point of having their shirts soaking wet. Kitty can see Lois' bra through her blue top and could not stop looking. Lois doesn't make the situation easier as she starts touching Kitty around her waste.
Kitty runs to their spot on the beach where Lois tackles her to the ground. Kitty wrestles Lois to get back and an oblivious Lois seems to enjoy the fun until she's planted on the lips with a kiss.
Lois gets Kitty off of her and wipes her lips and says,
Lois: Yikes. Didn't see that coming.
Kitty: I'm so sorry, it'll neve-
Lois: It's okay. (Pause) How long have you felt this-
Kitty: For a while! You brought it out of me. You are the complete opposite of Abe and you are beautiful. The restaurant was where it started.
Lois: I didn't mean to... look look... you should work it out with.... uh... I'm gonna go walk back to the boat.
Kitty nods while Lois walks back to the boat. She tries to get it out of her head and fortunately she sees Dewey stuck on a rope and focuses her attention into getting him down. Lois and Dewey have a back and forth exchange until Lois starts throwing rocks at him to get him down. This made Lois almost forget about the encounter with Kitty until she realizes they're having dinner.
Later that afternoon, the families are having dinner and at the adults table things seem to be okay. Kitty is awkwardly smiling while Lois is looking at her food as both women try to forget what happened. Kitty smiles into space just to avoid eye contact with Lois. Thankfully, Abe being bitter diverts the attention to him as he abruptly leaves.
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Abe goes his and Kitty's bedroom and slams the door shut. This leads to Kitty apologizing to Lois and Hal to their surprise and ends up confronting Abe in their room. The walls on the houseboat are thin and the Wilkersons hear how Abe would rather be in a suite in Hawaii, but NO, Kitty had to have this terrible houseboat. The rant continues when Abe says,
Abe: Everyone knows that everything Kitty wants Kitty gets.
Kitty: You're acting like a complete ass!
Abe: Well I'm sorry that I went to college and earned a decent living. What? Am I suppose to drive a crappy car because they do to?!!! (Pause) Oh they cannot hear me!
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Lois and Hal both have an insulted expression on their faces and Hal asks to turn on the radio to which Lois agrees. This ends the evening on a not so shockingly awkward note.
