Sunglass Baba ki Jai

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Final tha collage jana par unhe pehle tha khana banana.

Kyuki, khali pet dimag ki batti nai jalti.

Ladko ne jaldi jaldi khana order kiya. Kyuki bohot late ho rahi thi. Aur zab phone me zomato hai to chinta ki kya baat?

Khana khakar sabhi nikle collage ki oor.

Timeskip to pahuching collage.

Sanskar:Are bhai pehla lecture kiska hai?

Nilay: YG sir ka hai...

Yukt: Ajeeb baat hai... Dean bhaiya ne mujhe YG sir ke bare me warn kiya tha...

Aarzu: Kya kaha tha?

Yukt: Yaad nahi, mujhe neend aa rahi thi. Meine dhyan nahi diya tha.

*Flash back*

Dean: Yukt sun. Sabko bol dena YG kameene se bach ke rahe...

Yukt: *aadhi neend me* theek hai bhaiya...

*flashback ki samapti*

Akshita: Are ye to wahi YG uncle hai na? Apne moholle wale?

Jay: Kya!?

Kavya: Ha, apne moholle me ek bangla hai, YG sir ka...

Aditi: Bangla nahi Bhoot bangla.

Trinanjan: Hai daiya!

Jodh: Are ye kya bol rahi hai tu, Pagal aurat? 🙀

Aditi: Pagal ho meri Ludhiana wali jutti! Chutiya...

Trinanjan: Waah...

Jay: Wo to kahi chup chup kar ja rahe hai...

Akshita: Hamesha aisa hi karta hai paglaith...

Isi ke sath YG chupte chupate collage ke peeche ki or Jane lane and humare 14 chutiyo ki fauj to hai hi nalli, wo bhi nikal lite unke peeche peeche.

Unhone dekha ki YG arthat Yashvendra Gulati sir, kisi choti so galime ja rage hai. Gali me saamne board that "Sunglass Baba ho jaha, bhoot na aaye kabhi waha"

Akshita: Ye kya chudap chal raha hai. Budha sathiya gaya hai.

Nilay: Abe Dheere bol be chudail! Usne sun liya to problem ho jaegi.

Trinanjan: *chup chap YG ka video banate hue*

Josh: To Aaplog jaisa me dekh sakte hai Humare collage, ke ek head professor, Professor YG, Pura naam Yashvendra Gulati ek kothe ki or badhte ja rage hai. Is gali ke samne ek Ajeeb o gareeb  poster laga hai Jo kihai Sunglass Baba ka. Jo ajeeb aur gareeb dono hi lagte hai. Chaliye ab hum YG sir ka peccha phir bhi karenge.

Aarzu: Ye inko kya ho gaya!?

Yukt': Ignore maar in dono ko, subah subah sasta nasha kiya hai lagta hai in dono ne...

Sanskar: Haye re-

Wo 14 namune YG me peeche chalte chalte ej purana ghar me ghuste hai. YG ek kamre me pravesh karta hai.

Wo dekhte hai ki kamre me and her a hai. Beechme ek havan kund hai air ek sun glass air black nighty pehna aadmi havan kund me peche baitha hai air uske haat me wo nakli skeleton ka skull hai.

Haryan: Bhaiya INSAAN KI KHOPDI!!!

Sanskar:Bhai, muh band rakh, hume bhipata hai ki wo khopdi hai, ab wo Rib Cage to lag nahi raha hai

Haryan: But ye budha yaha kar kya raha ha-

*Bhudha hoga tera baap*

YG me phone pe message aata hai.

Aarzu: Aisa message tone kaun rakhta hai be

Kavya: Chalo ek baat to Hume pata chali

Aditi: KyaKya?

Kavya: Use kabhi bhi seriously nahi lene ka....

Haryan: But ye chal kya rah hai? Ye yaha aya kyu hai?

Jodh: Pakka Biology Lab ke liye skeleton lane aya hoga-

Nilay: Tu pagal wagal hai kya?

Neda:Akal se paidal logo, unki baate suno!

YG: SUNGLASS BABA KI JAI! Baba aapki kripa humpar bani rahe

Baba: Abe bhosde Chup chap paise de aur wo cheez le ja!

YG: Arey baba Hyper kyu horahe ho, shaanti shaanti

Baba: ......Shaanti Teri ex thi, meri nahi.

YG: Baba ye lo paise, par is totke se bhoot bhag to jaenge na?

Baba: Ha Bacha, Bhoot bhaag jaenge parantu, ye tumhe akele karna hai. Agar tumhare ghar me koi bhi aur hua to iska ulta asar padega! Ab nikal ja meri drishti se murkh  tera ghatiya chehra nahi dekhna humko!

YG: ........Baba drishti to aapki ex this na 👀👅👀

Baba: AB ISSE PEHLE KI MEI TERKO SUNGLASS PHEK KAR MARU TU NIKAL! PEHLI FURSAT ME NIKAL!

Ye sunte hi YG bhaag nikalta hai aur yeh bhi nahi dekhta kiwo 14 namune bagal mekhade the.

Jay: Pura ye chudap camera me record hua na?

Trinanjan: Ha Bhai, ab kam se kam YG ke class me top karenge XD

PD-nim Bhi Kabhi Student Theजहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें