Avengers One Shots

Thor's Hammer

Thor has found a different use for Mjölnir. Before, when he brought snacks for himself, he wouldn't get any because everyone always ate it before he had the chance to get some. The idea came to him in bed one night. He was upset at Clint because he had eaten the last of Thor's Strawberry PopTarts. No one messes with his PopTarts. Especially the Strawberry kind. He remembered when everyone tried to lift Mjolnir during the party and only one came close- The American Captain. The idea? Put Mjölnir on the things he wants to eat later. No one would be able to pick it up, therefore, he could eat it.

"Haha, unworthy Midgardian peasants." Thor laughed. He would start right now. He had just bought a jar of Nutella and everyone seen him bring it in, so he went into the kitchen and grabbed the Nutella from the cabinet. He placed Mjölnir on top with a note that said "MINE❤️." He was so excited to see their reactions, he didn't sleep at all.

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It was a little bit after lunch when Tony was craving something sweet. Thor brought in that Nutella last night. Surely he wouldn't mind if I ate some. Tony thought. He made his way to the kitchen and saw Steve there fixing him self a PB and J sandwich.

"Hey Frozen Cappuccino, do you know where Pointbreak put the Nutella?" Steve looked up from his sandwich.

"Um, yeah I think he put it on the counter. Why?" He asked.

"I'm craving something sweet." Is all Tony replied. He went over to the counter and saw the Nutella, but when he saw what was on top of it he was angry. Like a little kitten. He stood in front of the Nutella and stood there for a good ten minutes.

Steve saw him just standing there and was a little concerned. Did he fall asleep standing up? Wouldn't be the first time.

"Hey, Tony? You alright there?"

"That stupid lightning, thunder, god. I'll kill him!" Tony screamed.

Steve walked over and saw what Tony was yelling about. He couldn't help but bust out in laughter.

"Oh, so you think this is funny, tallboy? I'll show you funny." Tony then tried to take the hammer off the Nutella, but ultimately failed in the end. He just couldn't get it off. He yelled in frustration and sat on the ground. It was at this time when Thor couldn't hold in his laughter.

"Ha ha ha. You think this is funny, Asgardian?" Tony asks.

"Yeah actually. I should've done this ages ago. Keeps my stuff safe." Thor replies.

Tony whipped his head up and stared at Thor.

"No, don't you do it. I just wanna SOMEThinG swEeT!" He yells. He is so fed up with it and it hasn't even been an hour yet. Thor just laughs as Tony yells at him. Haha, that's what they get for eating my food. Thor thinks. It was tolerable until they ate my PopTarts. They could eat anything except my PopTarts.

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The next day Clint walks into the kitchen craving something strawberry. Thor has those strawberry PopTarts. Maybe I could sneak one. Thought Clint. Unbeknownst to him, Thor has put Mjölnir on top of his PopTarts, who cares if they're a *little* crushed? They taste the same either way. When Clint walked in the kitchen Steve was there sitting at the table and reading the newspaper.

"Hey Steve, do you know where Thor keeps his PopTarts?" He asked. Steve looked up at Clint and shrugged his shoulders.

"Check the counter by the coffee pot. That's where they normally are." Steve suggested. Clint nodded excitedly. Finally, he was gonna get something strawberry. When he saw the PopTarts his smile vanished and was replaced with a scowl. He walked over to it and saw that Thor had placed Mjölnir on top of them.