What would happen if Sora was at the soup store?
Yes, I had to do this. After I saw the meme I couldn't resist the urge to do it.
Spoilers? Not really?
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I sprinted through the streets of Twilight Town, Hayner, Pence and Olette following close behind. A Demon Tide was snaking its way towards us, slowly gaining on us. Oh, why did Sora chose now to wander off into Twilight Town? We could always visit the world again if he wanted to explore it that badly!We managed to pull a fast one and slide into an alleyway, the Demon Tide going right past us. Bending over and panting, I picked up my Gummiphone and dialed Sora's number. Please pick up, please pick up... I prayed.
There was a click and I breathed sigh of relief. "Hello?" I said.
"What's up, Saki?" Sora's cheery voice filled my ears as he greeted me.
I began to explain the problem to Sora, "I need your help! Can you come here?"
"Well, I can't," He replied nonchalantly. "I'm buying clothes."
I blinked, "Alright, hurry up then come over here."
"I can't find them," Sora stated.
I groaned and pinched the bridge of my nose. "What do you mean you can't find them?" I asked.
"I can't find them," Sora said. "There's only soup."
"Whaddya mean 'there's only soup'?" I cried.
"It mean there's only soup," Sora repeated, annoyance creeping into his tone.
"Well, get out of the soup aisle!" I shouted.
"Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" Sora yelled. There was silence and I glanced at Hayner, who shrugged at me. "There's more soup!" Sora said once more.
"Whaddya mean 'there's more soup'?!" I shrieked.
"There's just more soup!" Sora shouted.
"Go into the next aisle!" I yelled. God, do I have to direct this kid to where the clothes are?!
"There's still soup!" Sora cried.
"Where are you right now?!" I cried, raising my voice.
"I'm at soup!" Sora yelled, raising his voice as well.
"WHADDYA MEAN 'YOU'RE AT SOUP'!?" I shouted.
"I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!" Sora repeated.
"WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!" I shrieked.
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!" Sora shouted.
I'd lost it. Where were this kid's brain cells when he needed them?! "WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!" I screamed at him.
"FUCK YOU!!" He screamed back at me.
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