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New Detective Pt.1

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"Damiaaaaaaan....."

A finger gingerly poked at the Young man's cheek, somewhat hesitant to wake his sleeping form.

Connors mouth formed into a pout at the lack of acknowledgment.

Finally Connor raised his hand.

"DETECTIVE DAMIAN."

*SMACK*

"OOOOW!"

Damian shot up rubbing his cheek.

"What was that for?!"

Connor tilted his head not seeming to care.

"You did not seem to be reacting to other stimulation, I merely used physical means as a last resort."

Damian rolled his eyes.

"I'm sure you did, Connor. You sure are a highly advanced android capable of logical decision making."

Connor raised a brow.

"Erm....Forgive me Detective, but I'm not all that familiar with sarcasm and am not sure if thats what you are using right now."

"Yes, Connor..."

Damian muttered grumpily, clearly annoyed.

(Ooooh Tsundere!)

Connor paused for a moment.

"Have you had your coffee yet, Detective Damian?"

Damian shook his head.

"What do you think?"

"I'd say judging from your lack of alertness and over all 'cheerful' disposition you have not."

Damian quirked a brow.

"I see....I will go get you coffee then."

Connor gave a small head nod before retreating to the break room to bring the grumpy new rookie Detective a caffeinated beverage.

The moment Connor was out of sight Damian facepalmed.

"Goddammit....You couldn't have just tried not to act like a dick?"

Suddenly a small snort erupted from behind Damian.

"You? Nice? Maybe when pigs can fly."

Damian sighed and leaned back in his chair.

"Hey, old man."

Hank gave Damian a dirty look.

"Hey I ain't that old yet."

"Mm-hm..."

Hank scoffed.

"Are you always have to be this sarcastic this early in the morning?"

Damian burst into a fit of chuckles.

Hank broke into a grin.

"Y'know it hilarious how people think I'm so funny but really I'm just mean but people think I'm joking."

Hank scoffed.

"Well not all people are that bright here, Newbie. Especially the androids that type a shit will fly right over they're heads."

Damians grin widened a bit.

"And so the witty will have fun, but the stupid won't get it."

"Well actually, Considering my range of Database and intellectual IQ it's actually quite difficult for us androids to be considered 'stupid.' By textbook Definition-"

Connor began.

"Hey, Toaster-for-brains!"

All three turned around to see a cranky Gavin marching through Dpds doors.

"Unless your name is Alexa or Siri then please shut the hell up. And unless your name is Google don't tell me shit I don't need to know."

"Well I do have access to google Detective Reed-"

"SHUT UP-"

Hank leaned over to whisper in Damians ear.

"See? Right over they're heads."

Damian sighed allowing himself to lean back in his chair.

"So...."

Damian glanced back at the scruffy bearded man.

"Todays you're first case? You excited?"

Damian shrugged his shoulders.

"Maybe. Depends on who gets assigned as my partner..."

Damian muttered casting an annoyed glance at Gavin.

Hank shook his head with a light frown.

"Nah Fowler ain't that cruel. He ain't gonna stick a poor newbie like you with anyone as stubborn as him."

Damiam gave Hank a smirk.

"And your not stubborn either?"

Hank held up his hands in defense.

"Hey now, I didn't say I wasn't."

"Rookie!"

Damian shot out of his chair on instinct.

"Yeaaash, calm down will yah?"

Fowler used the hand that held onto the folder to wave.

"Get your ass in here."

Hank gave Damian a sympathetic look.

"Good luck. Break a leg."