"Let the games begin!"
P7rUn0wn exclaimed making everyone cheer.
Hank groaned quietly from the couch.
Everyone was drinking (Well almost everyone except those who chose not too.) And Hank had already begun drinking heavily due to the surplus of people drinking in the house.
*Bang, bang!*
Connor perked up.
"Ah! Is it who I think it is??"
Connor questioned only for a tiny voice to speak from his phone.
"Hey open the door!"
MonyaR yelled.
"Yeah, we're freezing our balls off out here, Connor!"
HejiRegalado added.
Radardish rolled they're eyes.
"Better answer that, Connor."
Connor opened the door only for MonyaR to yeet themselves through immediately, startling the android.
"Fuck that shit, it's fuckin' colder then a well-digger's ass in the middle of january!!!"
Connor's LED turned yellow for a moment.
"A...well-diggers-?"
Hank interjected.
"It's slang from folks that live in the upper peninsula connor, don't try to make sense of it."
"Yup, I used to live in michigan I can say that's pretty accurate. Also they call anyone under the bridge 'trolls' don't question it, Connor."
Naenae laughed.
"So can we start or-??? Jesus Naenae, it feels like y'all been in my damn house for 249 days, 11 hours 8 minutes, and 21 seconds!!!"
"Wow...it's been that long since I updated????"
Naenae squeaked in panic, whipping out her phone.
"Uuuh updated what?"
Connor smiled.
"Oh! Why her wattpad-"
SofiaLuvsYou slapped a hand over Connor's mouth.
"GODDAMMIT CONNOR, NO MORE FOURTH WALL BREAKS IN THIS STORY-"
ThatKid1113 chuckled and took another sip of they're long island iced tea before mumbling.
"Doesn't that count as a fourth wall break though....?"
Sofia glared at them.
"Shuuuuush, hooman."
Thatkid shrugged and went back to sipping on their drink, no shits given.
"But how could you take that long to update, Naenae??"
"I FORGOT OKAAAAY-"
"For almost a whole-ass year you kept us waiting you hoe!"
P7rUn0wn exclaimed.
"So can we just phckin' start now, please???!"
Gavin groaned.
"If I have to wait another 249 days Imma just shoot myself."
"Gavin no. That's Hank's thing."
Connor interjected.
Rk900 nodded.
"Indeed. Hank's the death-jokes around here."
"B-But we're both phckin' millenials!"
Hank raised his glass of whiskey.
"Damn straight."
"Okay but seriously let's start-"
"Okay- Okay jesus-"
Markus whipped around.
"Hm? What?"
"No not you!"
*sighs and picks up the bottle to spin.*
"Alrighty lets see who's first- whoever it lands on gets to make the first dare and whoever in lands on the second time has to DO the dare. Good?"
Everyone nodded.
"Alrighty..."
Hank mumbled.
Naenae put down the bottle and spinned it.
It landed on-
Sofia pumped a fist in the air.
"Yaaaaaas!!!!"
YOU ARE READING
Detroit Gay oneshots (Requests open!)
FanfictionDetroit become human Pairing's and Stories requested. (Requests open!!!)
