what the fuck? | losers club

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eddie; ok...GO

richie; dear evan hansen we've been way too out of touch

richie; things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much

richie; but i should tell you that i think of you each night

richie; i rub my nIPPLES AND START MOANING IN DELIGHT

eddie; why would you write that?!

stan; i'm just trying to tell the truth...

eddie; these emails have to prove that we were actually friends! just..ugh! i'll do it

richie; i gotta tell ya life without ya has been hard

stan; hard?

richie; has been bad

stan; bad?

richie; has been rough

stan; kinky!

richie; and i miss talking about life and other stuff

stan; veryyyyy specific

eddie; shut up!

richie; i like my parents

stan; who says that?

richie; i love my parents but each day's another fight

richie; if i stop smoking drugs than everything might be alright

stan; smoking drugs...?

eddie; just fix it!

richie; if i stop smoking crack

eddie; crack?!

richie; if i stop smoking pot than everything might be alright

richie; i'll take your advice

richie try to be more nice

richie; i'll turn it around wait and seeeeeeeeee

richie; cause all that it takes is a little

richie; re

richie; in

richie; ven

richie; tion

richie; it's easy to change if you give it your

richie; at

richie; ten

richie; tion

richie; all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be

richie; sincerely, me

stan; are we done yet?

eddie; i can't just give them one email. i wanna prove that i was like..a good friend y'know?

stan; oh my god

eddie; dear connor murphy, yes i also miss our talks

richie; *iconic guitar riff*

eddie; stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

stan; no

eddie; i'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

stan; no

eddie; you'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

stan; absolutely not!

eddie; dude i'm proud of you

eddie; just keep pushing through

eddie' you're turning around

eddie; i can seeeeee

richie; just wait and see!

eddie; cause all that it takes is a little

richie; re

eddie; in

richie ven

eddie; tion

richie; it's easy to change if you give it your

eddie; at

richie; ten

eddie; tion

richie; all you gotta do

eddie; is just believe you can be who you wanna be

eddie; sincerely, me

richie; MY SISTER'S HOT

eddie; what the hell

stan; my bad

richie; dear evan hansen thanks for every note you send

eddie; dear connor murphy i'm just glad to be your friend

richie; our friendship goes beyond

eddie; your average kind of bond

eddie; but not because we're gay

richie; no not because we're gay

eddie; we're close but not that way

richie; the only man that i love, is my dad

richie; well anyway

eddie; you're getting better everyday

richie; i'm getting better everyday

stan; we're getting better everyday!

eddie; hey hey hey hey!

richie; cause all that it takes is a little

eddie; re

stan; in

richie; ven

eddie tion

stan; it's easy to change if you give it your

richie; at

eddie; ten

stan; tion

richie; all you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be

eddie; sincerely

richie; miss you dearly

stan; sincerely, me!

richie; sincerely, me

stan; sincerely, meeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

eddie; sincerely, me

bev; what the fuck guys

mike has kicked ben from the chat

mike has left the chat

bill; are you guys on drugs-

a/n

that took me longer than i'd like to admit