richie: [staring at the clock] wait for it, wait for it...9:01. stan is officially late for the first time ever. alright, let's do this. who's got theories?
ben: his alarm didn't go off
riche: all three alarms, all with battery backups? come on, who wants to take this seriously?
bev: oh! he was taken in his sleep
richie: that's what I'm talking about. super dark, bev, but way more plausible than ben's idiotic alarm clock theory
eddie: i bet he tucked himself into his bed too tight and got stuck
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