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the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week, part two
ben: i thought everyone in this town was poor
richie: no, we all have crippling depression but some of us have jobs
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mike: i'm a supportive friend
stan: you said you would murder me if i didn't study for my test
mike: ...aggressively supportive
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beverly: i'm not saying i'm a god
beverly: i'm saying i'm a goddess
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bill: you ate an egg
richie: yes
bill: was it a cooked egg
richie: no
bill: was it out of the shell
richie: no
bill: how are you a living human being
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eddie, in tears: i forgot my bagel
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ben: did you know-
richie: probably not
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stan: so i was in algebra, right?
stan: and my teacher told us about imaginary numbers
stan: and if school is allowed to make us do math with FAKE NUMBERS
stan: then i should be allowed to murder them
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richie: hello my fellow heteros
eddie, holding his hand: stop doing that
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stan, at the school store: can i have two cookies and a reason to live
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ben: my mom asked me if i had any missing work and i panicked and said pretzel
ben: so now i'm grounded
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eddie, going through his backpack: i have three textbooks, pens, pencils, highlighters, erasers, extra paper, flash cards, my phone charger, and money for lunch
richie: i have a tub of chocolate frosting and a spoon
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bill: did you study for the test
mike: i was going to
mike: but then i found a compilation of dog vines so i never got around to it
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eddie: do you need a hug
beverly, wearing high heels with her sweatpants: don't fucking talk to me
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