richie: *about to jump out of a window to see what it would feel like*
bill: can somebody stop him?
ben: not it. I talked him out of too many things already today. bev?
bev: nope. i deal with him at night. during the day, he's all yours
eddie: fine i'll do it *pushes richie out the window*
mike: eddie! we were trying to get him back inside
richie, from outside: I'M OKAY
bev: why the fuck isn't he dead
eddie: richie's too stupid to die
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