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the losers club as shit i've heard in theatre
creds to me
(TD STANDS FOR THEATRE DIRECTOR)

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[day 3 of tech week, in the middle of a run through]

stan: i fucking hate everyone in this room

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td: if it's not your prop don't touch it!

richie: [throws bev's prop across the stage]

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td: okay bev and bill we're gonna go over the partner numb-

eddie, from backstage: BITCH IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FLUSH YOUR SETTING POWDER DOWN THE TOILET

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bev: [walks into the studio in a unicorn onesie and high heels]

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td: okay so i have "richie no" written down four times but i don't know what that's about

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mike: [violent hand gestures because he's on vocal rest]

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ben: [screams "fuck" in the empty studio]

bill: [sobs]

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eddie: [reads the script and sees he's has to kiss bev] beverly i love you but i'm too fucking gay for that

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richie: MACBETH

bill: [screams and runs outside]

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