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eddie: hey rich?
richie: yeah?
eddie: there was this guy at work today who looked exactly like you so i kissed him
richie: you did..what
eddie: i kissed him...
richie: it was mike wheeler wasn't it
eddie: yeah..
richie: when i get home, you better be on the bed, ass naked on all fours. do you understand me?
eddie: yes
richie: yes...?
eddie: yes daddy
a/n
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