bill: guys, i was making out with pam macy in the orchestra pit. and... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened
ben: ohhhh. mr. cooper came in to wash the floors?
bill: no
stan: ben, i think what bill meant to say was... the rabbit wouldn't come out of his hat
eddie: the weasel wouldn't pop out
bill: OKAY ENOUGH
mike: oh, wait. there's a lot of amish people, but they never raised a barn
richie: that's a good one mike
mike: i know, it just came to me
ben: oh, i get it. the barn is bill's pants
bill: this can't be happening to me
stan: don't worry bill. i'm really sorry... SORRY YOU'RE NOT A MAN
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Fanfictionrichie: hELLO EDWARDO - eddie: what the fuck richard - the one where richie constantly breaks the fourth wall
