Trans guy stuff

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I'm back with a tag because people won't forget me.

@fnitttra tagged me so yee.

I also edited the thing because I'm fucking bLinD.

1. Kittens or puppies?

Puppies. Dogs all the way. Love the doggos. Have you even seen their fucking cuteness? Cats are cool too but dogs are fucking great.

2. Favorite drink

Ehhh can't choose between Mountain Dew and coffee

3. What's your sexuality?

Bi. Totally bi. Super bi.

4. The most emberrassing thing that happened to you?

Honestly I don't fuck up. I don't have any. I'm fucking perfect. If we just ignore most of my life.

5. What are your hobbies?

Drawing, programming, drawing, laying on my bed and having an existencial crisis, making people feel shitty. Have I mentioned drawing?

6. Ass?

;)

7. Single or taken?

Single. No mortal could match my greatness;)

8. Describe yourself badly

A nerd with self destructive tendancies goes cool and has still scares people away (NOT CLICKBAIT)

9. If you were a stripper, what would be your stripper name?

Daddy. Or hot mess. Trust me on this one.

10. What's your brand?

Messy hair with some dreadlocks, one hoodie, shirt and pair of jeans that I wear everywhere, sitting in the library because I'm such a lone wolf.

11. Do your ass cheeks clap everytime you walk because you're dummy thick?

What the fuck is up with you people? No. I'm fucking perfect. I'm a goddamn model from the 20th century fuckers.

12. Shaggy or Shrek?

Shrek. Shrek is daddy, Shrek is life.

13. You died, the last picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Honestly getting killed by a fucking Teletubby sounds fucking great.

Edit: I realised I didn't tag anyone, so whoever wants to do this, go wild.