The Heathers VS. The Plastics [Heathers x Mean girls]

1K SPECIAL BONUS CHAPTER

We did it folks, we reached our goal. Thank you all so much once again for reading my book. Now here's that chapter, as promised. (Written in third person). Its a little short, but I hope you enjoy it!

"It's a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride, based on actual events where people died!"

"No one died, but how far would you go to be popular and hot? Would you resist temptation?"

"No, you would not! Just admit it."

"Sometimes mean is what you are."
"Mean is easier than nice."
"And though mean can take you far, maybe this will make you think twice."

"Kick! Layout! Fosse!"

"This is a cautionary tale!"
"About corruption and betrayal!"

"And getting hit by a bus!"

"You can't buy integrity at the mall, it's not for sale!"

"Nice."

"Thank you!"

"This is a cautionary tale!"

"Cut! Nice one guys." Veronica said, pressing "stop" on the computer recording their voices. Janis and Damian made a theatrical bow and laughed.

"I can't believe you guys are making a Youtube series based on what happened last year." Martha said, bringing us some snacks.

"Oh no no no, not just a Youtube series, a musical Youtube series." Damian corrected.

"Complete with songs and animatics made by Janis and yours truly." Veronica added.

"Are you sure it's okay to do stuff like this and post it on the Internet?" Cady asked. "I mean, it is literally about the stuff that happened at Westerburg." After the Plastics had disbanded, she started hanging out again with Damian and Janis.

"Our audience doesn't know that." Janis fiddled with the headset she was wearing. "Besides, we'll tweak some parts to make the story more exciting."

"Like pretending we killed Heather Chandler, Kurt and Ram." JD barged in the room. "Of course, that will never happen in real life."

"That's pretty dark." Martha gave JD a look of horror.

"Martha has a point though, that is a tad bit too dark." Damian pointed out.

Veronica threw a bag of corn nuts at him. "Can you stop being an edgelord for like, two seconds?"

Veronica missed. "Your two seconds is up." JD deadpanned. "Besides, this edgelord is what got your channel 5000 subs Ronnie."

Cady stared at him. "How did that happen?" 

"You haven't seen the video yet? He got 2 free slushies for singing about brain freezes in a 7-11." Veronica rolled her eyes and JD chuckled. He wasn't wrong though. After posting that video, Veronica's Youtube channel went from 50 subs to 5000.

"No no no, you should show her the best one: The one where JD sang The Squip Song." Janis cackled while clicking on a video on her laptop and showing it to everybody.

JD was wearing sunglasses, dancing, and holding a pack of Tic-Tacs in his hand while Veronica was apparently the one filming, trying to suppress her giggles.

"Admittedly, I regret that." JD sighed.

"I can't take it down now, it's my second most viewed video besides the 7-11 one." Veronica snickered. 

"Anyways, what about your web series?" Damian asked.

"Let's make one in Cady's point of view, starting from when you three first became friends, and one in my point of view, from when I first joined the Heathers." Veronica suggested.

"Sounds like a good idea." Cady said. 

"We have to change the story up a bit though, Cady has a point in saying someone might connect the dots." Veronica grabbed a script that she wrote awhile ago.

"What if we made Ram and Kurt's dads gay and they had a secret affair with each other." JD suggested.

Veronica snorted. "Okay, good one."

"Just make everything that had happened between the Plastics and us take place at my old school. That could work." Cady said.

"Or," Janis tore open a bag of Doritos. "We can just put a disclaimer that says that if it resembles actual events in real life, it's pure coincidence."

JD glanced at the script. "What is this, High School Musical?"

"It's High School Musical except it's actually realistic." Janis said.

"Touche" 

Veronica stood up and went over to her bedside drawer. Her diary was stuffed inside, but it was open on the first page.

That gave her an idea, what if she changed the decade when the events happened?

September 1, 1989

Dear Diary,-

*~*~*~*~*~*

I decided to put some of my Heathers art here cuz why tf not. I ain't the best artist but here ya go-

EDIT: I forgot to mention that this story has a small spinoff called "A Bunch of Cautionary Tales." It's a one-shot book about the further shenanigans of the cast along with some stories about Veronica's Youtube channel. If you want more of this AU just for the shits and giggles feel free to check it out :)