Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1#3 Day of the Dinos.

Mike and Charlie were cleaning out the attic of Cluck Tech at around 8:14 am 3rd May. "Why do we have to clean up this place so early? I'm a kid trying to enjoy my summer not cleaning up some dusty attic when I should be asleep."
A spider came down on his web and said "Oi! Kid will you lower your volume? I'm sleeping here." "See. Even that spider is asleep."
"Well the sooner we clean up the sooner we'll be done." Mike answered. And George said we should clean this place before he makes breakfast."
"Whoa! Who are these old people? And this kid?" Charlie asked. "Oh that was me. And dad and.... mom." Mike answered and he paused and stared at his mom's picture.
Charlie asked "And uh... What year was this?" He asked . "Oh this was the year 2040." Mike replied looking a bit sad.
"Were there dinosaurs back then or was it a few years after the camera was invented?" Charlie joked." Har har, very funny. But there was this." He held up a boat in a bottle. "How did someone put this in here, why was there a boat in a bottle and who puts boats in bottles?" Charles asked.
"So many unanswered questions." "Hey , I found this." Mike said. "My time capsule." "A what-in-huh?" Charlie asked." Mike brought out a blank board and a movie projector. "And he used it to explain. A long time ago, people used time capsules to keep old things from the past in here and hide it for some years and open it later." Charlie raised up his arm and Mike explained. "This thingie here is a projector, it projects movies and junk."
Charlie put his arm down. And he saw an insect skeleton and asked," When was the last time this place was cleaned."
Mike held up a canister of hairspray from the year 1987. "Whoa people must have thought the world was flat and they probably rode on horses back then." Charlie said.
"That is super ancient. Think of how movies were back then." Charlie said." Were there even movies?" Mike asked as they both stared at each other. Their minds literally exploded and their hearts were freaking out.
Charlie said "I wonder what language they spoke. And maybe if they had ice cream."
"Ok , we need a break from all these ancient artefacts." Mike said and both of them left. As they left, the time capsule glowed blue and bright.
At the Trasinville Museum of National History, everyone was peacefully minding their business and a teenager who was organising a tour and was majo bored. "And here a dirty old janky dinosaur skeleton which came from a.....um really long time ago I guess. Gosh this job sucks."
Suddenly CRASH!! Robert and Albert were riding on Galva-hounds and blasting lasers all over the place. Then Robert shot a smoke bomb missile and everyone was coughing and couldn't see. Robert was laughing maniacally and then he tripped over a rock. His Galva-hound blasted at a door while Robert dragged a large heavy car-like thing and walked out as Albert was beating up the security guards.
Mike later came and saw what happened at 14:12 pm and said "Sheesh! They left a mess."
"Bradley his best friend, the antropormorphic pig said. "I wonder what they were looking for this time." "I don't know." Answered Mike.
They followed a trail of destruction up to a janked up door. They went under some police tape and saw an empty room except for their friend Tyler Mongrel. "Hey guys," he said taking pictures. "Where are the other cops?" Bradley asked.
"My other slacking off co- workers don't care." Tyler answered.
"Hey look some civilians are messing with the crime scene." One lazy cop said. "Eh I don't care." The other answered. "Wanna get a smoothie?"
" They stole something. Something big, metallic and car-like." Tyler described sniffing the area." But I wonder what."

Albert was tinkering on the metallic car-like thing and asking Robert." Auxiliary power ready?" "What?" Asked Robert. "Pull the lever and make sure the lights are on." Albert explained.
"Check." Answered Robert. "Standby button on?" Albert asked. "Check." Robert answered.
"Timeriniate in place?" Albert asked." Check." Robert answered.
Mike burst in. "Stop whatever it is you're doing. What are you doing exactly?" He asked.
"None of you're biz." Robert answered and punched Mike in the face. Mike got up and flipped Robert over and punched him.
Albert was starting up the thingie while Robert was fighting Mike. Mike kicked Robert but Robert got up and head butted Mike. Mike knee kicked Robert in the stomach and elbowed his face. Robert kicked Mike's legs and threw him.
The machine was loading but Mike shot his feather blades at the control panel and the device started sparking. "What did you do?" Albert asked.
Suddenly Bradley came over and said"Hey Mike, I came to your house and...what is that thing?" He said pointing at the time capsule. "Anyway, at your house as I was near the attic my watch started glowing blue. Albert and Robert looked at Bradley's watch. "Timeriniate?!" They yelled.
Bradley's watch started dragging Bradley towards the Timeriniate powered device. "What's happening?" He asked. The device was glowing brighter and brighter and Robert and Albert and Robert jumped in. Mike grabbed on to Bradley.
Albert shrieked."You morons. You activated the..... Time Machine!!"
The four of them went into a big vortex and then disappeared. Inside the vortex, Albert was strangling Bradley. "You chump!! You sent us into an unknown time which we might never return from." Mike kicked Albert in the face and tackled him. And eventually they were all fighting each other.
While they we're fighting, they didn't realize that they were somewhere else.
Bradley said with a black eye,"Stop!! Where the heck are we?" Robert answered. "It can't be anywhere good." Suddenly they heard a roar.
They looked up and they saw volcanoes, giant wild flowers, weird looking trees. And then they saw where the roar came from. A dinosaur!! A spinosauras to be exact.
The spinosauras kept roaring. It stopped at a plateosaurus's house. "Hey doc, can you fix my tooth? It hurts like cray." It said." I prescribed for you not to eat the wild cacti, they're bad for you." The doctor dinosaur said.
"I know but they smelt so dang good." The spinosauras answered. The plateosaurus plucked out a huge cacti needle and threw it.
"Thanks man." The spinosauras said. Later they saw a pterodactyl directing dinosaur traffic. And a stegosaurus singing off-key. A raptor shouted," Hey bub can you pipe down, I'm watching two pterosaurs battle it out. "Hey you pushing me?" One pterosaur said pushing the other one. "Naw, you pushing me." And they started punching each other as other dinosaurs were chanting. "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
"This is crazy we actually went back to the time of the dinosaurs. "Shut up before they eat us alive." Robert said.
Suddenly they were picked up and going higher. They were facing a huge T-Rex and Albert said." Please don't eat me!! You can eat them but not me. I'm too beautiful to die.!!"
"Yo Todd check out these funny lookin' mountain cats or apes or whatever the heck they are." Said the T-Rex. Todd came over, he was another T-Rex. "Whoa Cal where'd you find em?" Suddenly a brachiausauras named Tasha. "Guys, the law is anything new or weird looking should be given to the mayor to deposit."
"Jeez Tash, you're such a nerd." Said Cal. As they were arguing, Mike and Bradley were trying to escape. "Hey where do you think you're going?" Todd asked them
"Nowhere." Mike answered nervously, "Whoa! They can talk we're definitely taking them to the mayor." Tasha exclaimed and grabbed Robert, Albert, Mike and Bradley and ran to dino hall. "Hey get back here!" Cal roared.
Tasha ran as fast as she could, knocking down a few trees and shoving some people.
The T-Rexes crashed into more things and shoved more people." Ugh, T-Rexes!" Groaned an old stegsosauras. Tasha reached Dino Hall first and dropped Robert, Mike, Albert and Bradley.
"Mayoress Ankylosaur, look what I found." Tasha said. Then Cal and Todd came through the door and Tasha stuck her tongue at both of them." Party pooper." Todd said." Ha! You said poop." Cal laughed as both of them tussled.
"Interesting." Said the Mayoress. "Can they talk?" I think so. But I'm not sure if they're all that smart." Tasha answered.
"Excuse moi. But I'm an incomparable genius. I am a wizard at mathematics, science, chemistry, not to mention...."
"Yeah yeah freak show we get you can talk but what are you?" "Well you're mayoress, Mike said. "Those two are humans. We are mods." "I did not understand any of that." The mayoress said. "Listen, ankyla whatever you're dumb name is. But we are evolved creatures not pets. And I want food. You understand? Pea brain." Robert said.
Ankylosaur got very angry and said." That was very rude. We may be dinosaurs but we have feelings. For your rude insubordination, you will be executed."
Later, Robert was in an arena where dinosaurs were cheering and getting pumped up for the executing. "Just as well. At least no one will try to make me extinct." Mike said. "Am I right." He said to a dinosaur. "Yeah. Being extinct blows. " The dinosaur whispered to his friend." What does extinct mean?" "Probably nothing important."
A big dinosaur. An allosauras. Which was like a T-Rex but with bigger arms came out and roared a gigantic majo loud roar. That was the executioner.
"Dude, you can't let that thing eat Robert." Bradley said. "Why not?" Mike asked." Robert is a pain in the buns." "Because its not right. Come on man what would Master Kikbut say?"
"Ugh fine." "Hey, don't eat him." Mike whispered. "Oh well I tried." Bradley gave him an angry stare. "Ugh, fine."
The allosauras jumped and was about to swallow Robert once but Mike flew in front of him at the last second." Ouch!!" That hurt my teeth. And I don't even have dental insurance. You're so gonna pay."
"Whatever." Mike said and gave the allosauras an upper cut. The allosauras tried to stomp on Mike but he rolled out of the way.
Albert came to save Robert but will never admit it." I came to save the time machine and for no other emotional reason." He said as he grabbed two laser bazookas and blasted the allosauras as Mike flipped it.
Albert also lasered the security dinos. Mike carried Bradley as Robert and Albert got into the time machine. "Oh you're not leaving without us." Bradley said. "What?! We would never leave without you two, I wouldn't even think about it." Robert lied.
And they disappeared. Mike punched and kicked Robert and Albert and threw them into a jail far away from Trasinville. "See saving Robert was the right thing to do." Bradley told Mike. "Don't remind me." Mike said. Later he called Megan. "So what happened today? More Robert attacks?" Mike answered.
"Yeah and a bit of history." "Was that a pun based on what actually happened earlier?" Megan asked. "Maybe."
In their jail cell. Robert and Albert said." Shall we ?"" Yep." And they blew up the prison.

Back in the dino time, Mayoress Ankylosaur looked at the laser guns Albert left behind." What are these?" She asked.

The End.