Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1#6 Turn Up the Decibels

"Her plan failed, not to mention it was straight up creepy. How can we trust her?" Robert asked Albert at 17:47 pm 14th May 2057.
"Yeah even though she's somewhat hot, we don't know her how can we trust her?" Troy asked. "Because, I'm one step ahead and I have more connections than you'll ever have." Siren said.
The next day at 13:48 pm, Mike was walking with Barton talking about the final episode of a series. "Did you see it? The last episode was majo swank my mind was blown. And...." Mike said.
"No dude no spoilers. I'm so gonna download it on SeriesFlix today before you can spoil it. Oh wait I need to get to work." " You too?" Mike asked. "Later." Barton said and walked off.
"Now who do I hang with?" Mike asked himself. "You can hang with me. I can watch you sleep on my bed and occasionally feel your feathers." Old Guy Gary said. Mike got in his car and drove away. "Sure ditch me when I'm suggesting something."
Mike was at John Thompson's house. "So I know I don't normally hang with you cause I'm usually with the others. But now they're all at their jobs and I really don't feel like working today. So I'm here. Not cause you're my last friend or anything." "Meh." John answered which was pretty much his answer for almost anything.
"Whoa you have 'Assassins of Enderoria 2'! That is swank dude." "We can play if you want or whatever." John said.
"Yes!" Mike said. One hour later. "No way." Mike said. "How did you beat me again?"
"Meh." John answered again. "Practice I guess." Suddenly Mike heard a message tone on John's holophone . He smiled and texted somebody.
"Dude, did you just smile?" Mike asked. "Whaa? No.... I mean Meh. I mean I need to use the bathroom." Mike caught a glimpse of the holoscreen. It said 'Romance Finder.' As in the most installed dating app in Foturas. He also saw the name ChemRocker25.
"Looks like John's got a hot date and I'm gonna find out who it is. Because I'm really bored and have nothing better to do." Mike muttered.
"Should you really get involved in someone else's personal love life just because you're really bored?" Old Guy Gary asked. "Get out of here Old Guy Gary this is none of your biz." Mike told him. "Ain't your biz either.
Mike took his car and drove to Cluck Manor. He went up to his room and was getting a piece of pen and paper. "Uncle Mike what are you doing? I can't watch fail videos with your rummaging."
"Charlie you have Facechat right?" Mike asked. "Yeah why?" Charlie asked.
He typed in the name ChemRocker25 and just as it was loading, there was a crazy loud sound. It was shaking everywhere. Luckily in 2057 they made Quake proof houses. "That's weird! The seismographs didn't show any earthquakes anytime this year." Charlie said.
Mike looked out the window. "That's cause there's no earthquake. Its a Hyperhuman.
A Hyperhuman is a person whose genes are more advanced than most usual humans. They have superpowers.
This one had sonic scream that is when she screams she causes mega loud sound vibrations. It was also that Siren woman from earlier and she was with a really short man dressed like a caveman with a huge club and a bone in his hair and a skull belt and they were causing havoc.
"No not now! I was so close to figuring out who is John's soulmate and play matchmaker because I was bored." Mike said.
"That's what you're doing? You've got to let me in on it when we take them down." Charlie said going to get Gus( his sword).
"No we don't know what they can do, so you stay here." "Fine."
Mike flew out the window. "Alright you two! Who are you and is there a chance you're good and don't want to be evil?" Mike asked.
"Pathetic." The shortie said and he said an incantation of some sort. "Canbola golt era Terra knok ovir!" And his club and him started glowing. Suddenly rocks covered his hands and feet. He stomped on the ground and it shook knocking Mike over.
         "Ok who the heck are you two?" Mike asked. "I am the great and powerful Itka Chitka Chief of the Canbola tribe. And she is Siren." The short one answered.
           "And we are here to rule over Trasinville and after that possibly own a pizzeria." Siren said. "No! I don't like pizzas." Itka Chitka objected. "I know were evil and all but how can you ever hate pizzas?" Siren asked.
"Everyone! This guy hates pizzas!" Mike shouted. "Boo!!!" Everyone booed. "Stop booing at Itka Chitka!" He punched the ground and everyone fell.
Mike swooped down and punched him. He rolled on the ground and Siren laughed at him. "Hello! Whose side are you on!" He said.
         Siren got serious and sonic screamed at Mike. He fell but shot his feathers at her but she dodged them. She kicked Mike while Itka Chitka punched him and Mike was weak.
        "This Chicken is mine!" Siren said. "Heck no! Itka Chitka claims all his prizes and organizes all their skulls." Itka Chitka said. "No I'll take him thank you!" Robert said and sped over with a battle suit.
       "Or he could be mine!" Albert muttered as he tried to secretly bag Mike but he was pulled into the other's fight!"
        As they were fighting again, Mike got up and flew away into his window and crashed on the bed. "Whoa! What happened?" Charlie asked stepping into Mike's room.
         "Its like a  crazy powerful freak party down there!" Mike explained gasping. "Well that's why I should help!" Charlie said. "Hey they're gone!"
         "Just as well. I'm in no shape to fight. Plus they're dangerous for you to fight." Mike said.
        "Maybe you should rest." Charlie said.
        At 15:29 pm Mike wipe up and said. "Now I feel refreshed enough to delve into someone's romance and match him with another person."  Mike said.
       Charlie was staying at Mike's bedside table. "Oh uncle Mike you're awake! I did some of the matchmaking. ChemRocker25 is Sharon Feller."
        "Hey I wanted to do that!" Mike said. "Don't worry we can both put them together! You talk to Sharon, I'll talk to John." Charlie said.
        Later Mike went to Sharon's house. "Hello Sharon." Mike said. "Oh Mr. Cluck what are you doing at my house?" She asked nervously.
       "I need you to...um design a machine." He said. "Couldn't you have called me or even told me this earlier today or later tomorrow?" She asked.
       "Um....uh its urgently required very soon." She entered Mike's car. "Ok." She said puzzled.
         Later on top of a Cluck Manor on the roof directly in the direction the sun was setting, Sharon asked "So what am I building? And where are the tools and equipment?"
        Charlie came in. "Here is the only tool you need." He was pushing John. "Who's this bub?" Sharon asked
          "His name is John Thompson, ChemRocker25." Mike said. "No way!" They both said at the same time.
          And they were both talking about stuff and Mike and Charlie had no idea what they were saying.
         "Come on. Let's give em some space. "Mike said and started going down the roof staircase. "Dude they're kissing!" Charlie loudly whispered.
         "What?" Mike asked and ran up to watch. It was a beautiful scene. As they were kissing, some white birds fluttered by and the sun was setting.
         "Aw that's nice!" Charlie said. Suddenly there was another earthquake. "Oh crud!" Mike said.
         The villains were back! Mike flipped off the roof and flew down. "Ooh! Fancy entrance. Like that's gonna save you!" She said and roundhouse kicked Mike.
        He quickly flew up and shot his feather blades. Siren used her sonic scream and deflected them back. Itka Chitka aimed a club hit at Mike but he swept his legs and flung him.
       Robert punched Mike and elbowed him in the stomach but Mike used thunderclap and knocked all of them down.

       Troy Nerdston fired a laser at Mike but he dodged the lasers and punched his stomach.
      All the villains gathered around Mike but he flew up and punched the ground and knocked them down.
 

     "You might be one of the strongest I've faced. But not strong enough!" Itka Chitka said.
       "Are you ready?" Robert asked the others. Siren screamed and used her siescrimas, Itka Chitka stomped, Robert, Albert, and Troy all blasted lasers at the same time at Mike.
         Suddenly a frying pan flew in the way and hit all of them down. George came to save Mike!
        "George?!" Mike said. "Hello Master Mike," George replied.
        "I thought I told you to have a few days off." Mike said. "I would have come during the raccoon incident but the Trofitians are some aggressive people." George answered.
       Charlie ran out and absorbed Siren's sonic scream and blasted it back. He flipped over the mound Itka Chitka made and hit him with the butt of his sword.
       Troy Nerdston made a blade out of his suit and fought with Charlie. "You're gonna get hurt kid. Just go back to your video games or something."
        "You're the one who'll get hurt." Charlie said and roundhouse kicked Troy. Mike and George had finished beating up the rest of the villains. Siren and Robert staggered back and threw a smoke bomb and left.
        "Well they might be gone for a few days, if we're lucky." Charlie said.
          "And that might be a big if." Mike said.
         Later Mike went to John and Sharon. "Hey guys, you are a pretty good couple. I wonder who brought you together?" Mike asked.
        "Thanks and all Mike but really you should stay out of other's biz. "John said.
        "Fine I will... I guess. But this Is true matchmaking."
     
         "You didn't tell me about a super powerful butler." Siren said. "I thought he was gone." Said Albert.
          "That man could kill us if we try and fight him." Itka Chitka said.
         "Well maybe we won't." Robert said. On his holophone there was a website. "Relaunch on Project 'Syndrometron.'