Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1 #5 Vicious Vermin

        At around 15:16 PM on the 10th May Mike,Megan, Kelly, Tyler,Barton, Bradley and Carl were at their favorite restaurant 'Chow Town.'
          "Wait you're telling us that we were talking like people of the 60's?" Bradley asked. "Yup it was majo annoying and super weird." Mike answered.
         "What did we actually say?" Barton asked. "Dude you don't wanna know." Megan said. "Well you said words like 'Radical, tubular, jazzing, home slice,dissing, daddy-o etc." Mike told them.
         "Ew. Those are the worst words I've ever heard in him my life!" Kelly said totally grossed out.
         "Who can dare me to combine some of them in a sentence?" Carl asked. "Please don't." Barton warned.
        "I can." "No!" "Come on!" "No!!!" They all shouted. "Fine." Carl replied and they all ate and drank.
         But Carl still said it anyway. (Brace yourselves.) "When life's dissing y'all homies the junk just tubule up and get jiggy with it!" He said.
         And with that everybody stopped eating or spat out their drinks and few hurled in the trash cans. "Dude sick." "Horrible." "What the heck does that mean?" "That sentence was disgrossting." Said the customers of Chow Town. (Disgrossting is a combination of gross and disgusting which totally sums up what Carl said. And it was so bad that everyone just left Chow Town because they had officially lost their appetites.
        Leaving only Carl in the restaurant. "More for me. I guess." He ate the rest of the food and sighed a lonely sigh. "I regret saying that."
          John Thompson, who will be a recurring character came out of the bathroom." Looks like its  just you and me John." Carl said with a nervous smile. "Men." John answered and both of them ate by themselves.
         As they all walked out, Bradley asked. "So what do you want to do?" "I just feel like chillin'." Barton said. "Who wants to hang at my house?" Mike asked. "Okay. Sure. I can chill there." The others said.
         "Can I come too?" Old Guy Gary asked.  They all just walked away slowly. "Hey why are you all walking away like that like there's some crazy person talking to you?!!"
         Robert and Troy were asking Albert who the person he was talking about was? "Who is it?"  "Man or woman?". "Old or young?"  "Silent and deadly and moves like the wind?"
          "You'll both see very in due time." Albert said with a villainous hand rub.
         "Yeah well doesn't answer our questions." Robert said. "It doesn't narrow it down at all."
         "Can you too shut it. You're interrupting my villainous hand rubbing." Albert said and continued his hand rub.
          A few  hours later at 18:49 pm Cluck Manor, Mike and his friends where sitting down watching HV(HoloVision, basically TV of the future. "Hey where's George?" Kelly asked. "I gave him a few days off." Mike answered.
          Outside Cluck Manor, something or someone was hiding in the bushes.  Inside Cluck Manor, there was a very girly scream. It was Charlie.
        "Charlie was that you?" Bradley asked. "No. Cause my scream was totally more manly." Charlie lied.
         "Uh huh." Megan said with a raised eyebrow. "Sure."
         "But if it was me... which it totally wasn't, it would be because there's a raccoon in my room!!" Charlie yelled.
         "RACCOON?!!!" said Megan. If you can't tell Megan is totally freaking out. And in the next second she ran all the way to her house.
        "I don't know why Megan is freaking out its just a little animal." Kelly said. "Yeah nothing to be afraid of." Bart said arming himself with any thing he could find.
        "Come on, brave sir Barton." Bradley said dragging him to Charlie's room.
          They slowly opened the door. "There's nothing here." Kelly said. "Charlie were you pranking us?" Mike asked. "Cause to be honest... not that......"
        Mike was cut off because suddenly the raccoon jumped down on top of Bradley and attacked him.
          At their hideout around 17:57pm  Robert and Troy tackled Albert. "Tell us who it is." "Yeah I cant take the suspense." Robert said. "Fine you losers." He said to outside the hideout" you can come in now."
          "Who are you? Are you a fellow villain? What's your plan? Are you single?" They asked. A woman with a dark purple and grey  super suit came in. Her symbol was a megaphone. "My plan is already underway and it includes a robot." She said.
          "Oh my gosh!" They screamed and ran out. They heard sounds of fighting then silence. "Bradley?" Mike asked.
         Suddenly the raccoon's claw burst out of the door close to their necks. "Aaagghh!!" They screamed and hid inside the closet.
         And from the closet they heard the raccoon walk until it was gone. "Ok I think its gone." Kelly whispered. Suddenly Mike's holophone rang. "Aaagghh!" They screamed again. "Relax its just my phone." Megan was calling. "Is the raccoon dead yet?" Megan asked. "No. And it got Bradley." Kelly whispered.  "Why are you whispering?" Megan asked. "Cause we're hiding from it." Barton  said.
        "I'll come over when that thing is gone plus two days just in case." Megan said and hung up.
         The door burst open. "Aaagghh!" They screamed. "What are you guys doing?" Charlie asked. "You're screaming almost gave me a heart attack."
          Mike pulled him in. "The raccoon got Bradley and it's after us." Kelly said. "Sshh." Barton whispered. They heard sniffing outside the closet. Then the raccoon bashed through the closet snarling. It grabbed Barton and the others ran.
          "What do we do now?" Charlie asked." Its basically a horror movie in here." "Let's get out of here."
            They ran for the door. But the raccoon jumped in front of them. "That's it. I'm kicking this raccoon out." Mike said. And he tried to kick the raccoon but the raccoon grabbed his leg and flung him. Mike punched the raccoon and it tumbled into the shadowy corner of the room.
           "It shouldn't be alive with a punch like that." Kelly said. Mike slowly walked towards it then the raccoon raised a fist then scratched his face. The raccoon kicked him and Mike crashed into the wall. "What kind of raccoon was that?" Charlie asked.
          He grabbed his sword and lunged at it but the raccoon dodged then roundhouse kicked Charlie. Charlie ran over and hit the raccoon's face with the butt of his sword but the raccoon flipped him over.
        Kelly grabbed Charlie's sword. "I don't know how to fight but whatever. She aimed the sword at the raccoon but it dodged. She only managed to scratch it a little but it punched her face and swept hr legs.
        Mike punched the raccoon so hard it flew out of the window. "Now its out but it might just get in." "At least it allows us to find the others.
         They looked around and all of a sudden the lights went out. It was really dark cause it was night.  "This is Majo creepy." Kelly said.
         They all carried flashlights and looked in the rooms. "Guys are you there?" They called over and over.
Suddenly they heard a scurrying outside. "The raccoon. Its trying to get in the house!!" Outside a bit of fur fell off and revealed the raccoon's metallic face.
       It was a robot. The Grasins and Troy were watching and eating popcorn at their hideout. "Ooooh!! Spooky!" They said
        The raccoon grabbed a rope and swung through a window. "Its inside!" Charlie screamed.
          The raccoon grabbed Charlie. "Its picking us out one by one." They heard movement up in the ceiling. "Its up in the ceiling. We have to move now!" Mike said.
        "Why did this have to happen?" Kelly asked. "Maybe we can call George?"
         "He does so much. I don't wanna disturb him with this killer raccoon." Mike answered.
         "I know just the person to call." Kelly said. "Who? An exterminator or a Ghost buster?" Mike joked.
        Kelly called Carl Hipster. "Get to Cluck Manor now! No time to explain but I need you quickly!" She said into the phone and hung up.
        Later Carl  walked in. "Guys are you pranking me. Cause to be honest its not that...."
        The raccoon leapt on his face and flung him outside. "Oh my gosh!" Kelly said.
         The raccoon turned around and instantly ran to her. The raccoon grabbed her but its fur somehow got caught on something and half of its face was revealed. "A robot?" Mike asked.
          At Megan's house Carl ran to the door. "Megan! There's a killer raccoon at Cluck Manor and it bit me!"  Megan said "I knew it! I knew raccoons were ring tailed masked eyed demons! But I ain't worried they'll totally take care of it."
         Mike was looking for his friends and fast. "Maybe, I should call George." He said to himself. Suddenly the raccoon jumped and kicked Mike , knocking his holophone out of his hands. Mike shot his feather blades at the raccoon removed the blades and threw them back.
         Mike punched the raccoon so hard it scraped the floor. The raccoon turned its head 360 degrees in surprise and ran after Mike. The raccoon spat out a robotic tooth and appeared directly in front of him swept Mike's legs.
       Mike jumped up but the raccoon slapped him so hard he flew back.
          The raccoon grabbed a metal pipe and was closing in on Mike.
        "Megan help!" Kelly called on her holophone through the closet they were locked in. "Where the heck are you calling from?" Megan asked. "The raccoon, it got us! Now its coming for Mike!"
         "Alright Raccoon. You've gone too far." Megan said. She opened a wardrobe and carried out a bunch of weapons.
         The raccoon raised its hand to attack Mike but a rotating blade knocked the pipe out of its hand. "Hey raccoon, back off!" The raccoon ran but she slid under its legs.
       Megan sliced its legs with a dagger and hit it with a club. She kicked it in the face and shot at it with a laser gun.
        Mike pinned it to the wall with his feathers and punched it and Megan aimed a missile at it. "Sayonara Raccoon." He fired and the raccoon exploded.
        Later at 6:13 am after they rescued all the others. Mike hugged and kissed Megan. "Babe that was awesome." He said. "I did what I had to do." Megan said. "Aaagghh!! A raccoon!" Mike screamed. "Oh my gosh! Where?" She panicked.
         "Psych!" Mike laughed. "Ugh! I'll get you for that!" She said and punched him.
         "Hey I helped tell her about the raccoon." "Yeah you helped." Kelly admitted. "Where did you get those weapons from?" Barton asked. "In my room until the alien invasion starts." Megan asked.
           "Like that's gonna happen." Mike replied. In that spaceship in the epilogue of the origins, that alien said. "Are we there yet?"  "There have been some minor setbacks and this sets us back a few months." His robot assistant said. "Dniorg it!!!" He yelled.