Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1#8 First Space Mission

        On the 22nd of May 2057, a reporter was announcing the new launching of a spaceship.
        "Today is the beginning of the new space excavation program initiated by our President Andrea Mckenneth. As she is authorizing the first Foturas rocket to explore beyond our galaxy." She said
       "The spaceship itself is made by the hardworking scientists of Cluck Tech and the head of the scientific division herself, Sharon Feller."
       Sharon stepped in front of the holomera( holographic camera). "Um.. Ahem. This spaceship can withstand all known proportions of Asteroid belts and has thermostatic technology to keep the astronauts in it at the right temperature."
       "The command module has advanced jet propulsion to travel fast and far among other things."
        "And that is all until further information. I am Brie Turner on the daily news."
        Jeff Richcorn the CEO of Future. Co was watching the entire news angrily. He's an antropormorphic chicken trillionare. (Sounds familiar? He's a mega huge copycat and Mike's most annoying rival.) "That Cluck. He thinks he's so great and so smart and rich. And everyone is always talking about his stupid Cluck Tech. But soon I'll do something so big it'll blow Cluck Tech out of the water forever!" He said.
      His sassy secretary came in and said. "Excuse me sir if you're done spitefully complaining about Cluck Tech there's a department that 'you' have to take care of. And by you I mean me and report back to you."
       "What did you say?" He asked. "You didn't even listen?!" She said angrily. "Put it on my to do list." He said not even looking at her.
        "You know what. Why do I even bother." She said and left. "I can't wait until pay day."
        "Um. Sir please excuse me if you will boss but the science department is requesting you to see their development. Possibly." Said his assistant secretary. He needs as much secretaries as he can get to do most of his work.
        "Fine. What do does money making nerds want now?" He said. "Assistant assistant secretaries carry me to the science department!" He ordered.
       "Lazy bum say what?" Muttered one of his secretaries. "What?" He answered. "Nothing sir." The other answered.
          Meanwhile at Cluck Tech, Mike was watching the mission control of the rocket.
       "Is the Propulsion functional?" he asked. "Yes sir." "What about the navigation system?" He asked. "Yes. We have everything under control." Answered one of the scientists.
       "I trust your work." He said. "29% raises for all of ya." "Whoo! Yay!" They cheered. "He's literally the best boss in the world! Yeah I'm so glad I decided to work here instead of somewhere else!"
        "Oh come on!" Jeff yelled as he was spying on Cluck Tech like he did everyday.
         "Sir project Syndrometron is underway but there are a technical issues." Muttered a scientist. "Look fix it now! Oh look that spaceship has made it past the milky way Galaxy. Well fire the wireless haywire wave." He ordered.
         "But sir it's untested and remember what it did last time." The wireless haywire wave destroyed all the tech in the building.
       "Forget it I'll  do it." He said. He pushed the button and it was sent through the farthest satellite from earth."
        "Mayday mayday. The entire system I'd crashing! The parachute won't work." The astronauts and the spaceship crashed on a blue and yellow planet. And it exploded.
         The scientists saw this on the monitors and said. "Sot, we can't do thus anymore. We might have just killed somebody. We quit!"
       "Go ahead leave I don't need you." Mike was shocked. "Build another spaceship." He said. "But sir..." Said Sharon.
      "I'm going in it to rescue that man if he's still alive." Robert, Albert, Troy and Laura all saw this. "Well, he's definitely an allie.
        "Oh definitely." Said Robert. "I need to talk some things over with him." Siren said. 
        The next day at 12:48 pm at Cluck Manor Mike was preparing himself for the space travel. "Mike you can't do this. Send a probe to find him or something." Megan said. "Guys help me out with this." She said to Bradley, Charlie and George.
        "Uncle Mike. Megan might have a point." Charlie said. "Its dangerous...awesome but dangerous." Bradley said. "How do you think that man's family or friends felt when he said he'll do this."
        "Besides. Its my rocket and he's working for Cluck Tech so its my fault."  "George?" Megan asked. "I know I cannot change his mind when it comes to things like this. So he should do this." George said.
      They all looked confused but they knew there was nothing more they could do.
        Meanwhile  at Future Co. Siren crashed through a window using a jetpack and kicked, punched and leg swept the scientists and elbowed Jeff. "Give us your best rocket." She said. "Who's we?" He asked. "You shall see."
        15:47 pm at the rocket launcher. "This is Brie Turner here after an unfortunate accident,CEO of Cluck Tech and trillionare Mike Cluck is willing to go into space and rescue the lost astronaut and spaceship that crashed on a distant planet."
      President Andrea Mckenneth said. "Do you really have to do this?" She whispered to Mike. Then a camera came and they  both gave fake smiles to the camera.
      "Yes Madam President." Mike answered. "Its my rocket and my fault it malfunctioned." They fake smiled again. "I don't like your decision but I do respect it." She replied.
        Then she shook his hand. In case he isn't alive, I'll plan his funeral and if you don't come back I'll plan your funeral too." Madam President said.
       Mike stepped in and he began takeoff. "Blastoff in T-minus 10 seconds. "10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 blastoff." And the jets boomed and roared as the rocket burst through the earth's atmosphere."
        A few minutes later Mike was in space. "Wow! This is majo swank!" He said breathlessly because he forgot to turn on the ship's artificial oxygen supply. After he turned it back on Megan came through the door leading to the rooms.
      "Megan?! What the heck ate you doing here?!" He yelled. "Sorry Mike but in space no one can here you scream." She answered. Mike looked like he was gonna explode.
      "What about your whole 'Its too dangerous?' Mike asked.
      "Oh, yeah it was too dangerous for you to go alone. And where you go I go too." She said.
      Suddenly Charlie came out of the bathrooms. "Hey uncle." He said. "Let me guess Bradley is here too?" "No Bradley is at work." Charlie said.
       "You too are lucky that there are extra spacesuits just in case." Mike said and handed Charlie and Megan their suits. "But don't complain Charlie." He said.
       A few hours later. "Ugh! Can't this thing go any faster?" Charlie asked. "Actually it can. Happy?"      Charlie said. "Well make it go faster."
        "Fine." He increased the thrust and they felt a crash then a rumble and a bonk. They hit a mountain on a planet.
        "Aliens!" A rock  alien said. "You are intruding on Terratopan airspace. State your purpose and reason for staying on top of this mountain."
        Mike turned on the speakers."Excuse me we mean no harm and we're just looking for more of our kind earthlings." Mike explained.
        The rock alien who wasn't that fluent in English so he heard. "Excuse me we mean harm and were just looking for a war." "If its a war you want, that's what you get." He said.
       An entire armada of alien ships gathered in front of theirs. "Fire at will men." He ordered.
        "Are they shooting at us?" Megan asked. "Yep." Mike said. They swerved and turned to dodge the laser blasts.
       They did a loop and turned up,down, left and right. The lasers were too close on their tails and grazed the ship.
       Charlie was freaking out and as he was doing that he accidentally activated the cannons. "Awesome!" Charlie said.
      He sat in the captain's seat and aimed at all the alien ships. He blasted them and they crashed and exploded. "I'll man the steering." Mike said.
       Mike did a loop and flew backwards and crashed a small ship into a group of ships. Mike swerved around and was cornered by a large number of them. Then Charlie blasted like crazy all round them.
       Then Megan accidentally launched a missile that caused a chain of explosions.
       "Whoo- hoo!" They all cheered until they crashed again on a blue and yellow planet.
        "Oh what now?!" Megan groaned. "I think this is the planet." Mike said. They came out in their spacesuits. Charlie found the remains of a spaceship saying Cluck Tech.
       "Yep this is it." Charlie said.  Suddenly they heard voices. "Klorana chengor spikare earthlings." Said a smallish yellow alien with tentacle legs.
       One with a metallic tentacle came over and cleared his throat. "Hey how's it going  my name's Joe."
      Mike, Megan and Charlie screamed. "Oh man they're freaking out like the other one." Panicked the yellow one. "Other one?" Charlie asked. "Yeah the man who came in that vessel." Said Joe.
      "Show us where he is." Megan said. "Sure beans." Joe answered. "As I was saying I'm Joe and this is my girlfriend Tnkeriana. Welcome to Krantak "  "We met in the craziest way you see I was working at an insurance company and...." Tnkeriana said.
      They fell into a platform filled with an underground city. "Here he is." Joe said.
       "Mr. Cluck?" The astronaut said. "We're here to rescue you." Mike answered. "Oh, these little dudes are doing that..." He said but was cut off by "Come out here you little pests." It was Troy's voice.
       Mike peeked and saw Robert, Siren, Troy and Jeff Richcorn.
      "The villains are here too.  Great." Mike flew up through the platform. "What are you doing here?" Jeff asked. "Stopping you from hurting these aliens." Mike answered.
        Siren kicked Mike and sonic scream in his face. Mike roundhouse kicked her. Robert shot a missile at Mike but he caught it and threw it back.
       Itka Chitka headbutted Like but he swept his legs and elbowed his face. Troy brought a sword from his robotic glove but Mike dodged and shot his feather blades at it. Robert grabbed a laser gun and hit Mike.
       As he tried to get up Siren kicked him and hit him with her siescrimas.
        Meanwhile in the bunker. "Come on Krantakians. We need to even the odds." Megan said. "No. Not really. Were good. He can handle it himself." The Krantakians said.
        "No. He can't. We need to help." Charlie answered as Mike was being beaten by the villains. "But hiding is what we do." Tnkeriana said. "Its what you used to do.  He's getting hit to defend your planet which is what you should be doing." Charlie replied.
     "We're going to help him." Megan said and her and Charlie activated the laser cannons on their suits. Megan blasted at Itka Chitka then kicked him.
       Charlie flipped Albert over and swept Robert's legs. Megan shot lasers at Siren but she dodged them and kicked Megan. She got up and punched her in the face. But Siren screamed at her.
       Charlie was losing too. Itka Chitka hit him with his club. "For Krantak!" They heard and an army of Krantakians rushed the villains and punched, kicked, slapped, bit, flung, poked and blasted the villains until they ran back to their ship." Fall back! Fall back!" Itka Chitka ordered. "You ain't the boss of us!" Robert said.
        Later Mike, Megan, Charlie and the astronaut flew back home in the spaceship.
       As they were going back they accidentally crashed into the V shaped spaceship from the origins. "Mayday! Mayday! Were going down!" Said the alien.
       On earth, Jeff Richcorn was with the villains. "We need your money yo wipe out Mike Cluck." Siren explained. "Definitely!" He smiled evilly.
      

                       The End.