Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1 # 4 Kick It Old School

          At 19: 35 pm 5th May at Trasinville Warehouse, Albert was talking to his new partner. "Is it time?" The partner asked. "By tomorrow at noon in Central Trasinville. You'll know."
         Mike and Megan were playing a video game called Mega Mayhem. "You ain't gonna beat me this time." Megan said. "Wait till you see my power move. "Mike replied. Megan used her power move and won. "Ha! Told you. I am the master."
         "No way, rematch." Mike said. Suddenly Mike's holophone beeped. "Oh man, I have to be at work now. "Later." Megan replied. George came and said. "Master Mike, shall I prepare lunch for you?" No thanks, I'll make it myself."
         Megan asked George. "Hey George, do you wanna play?" "I suppose so."
          Later at 12:17 pm Mike was discussing with the head of marketing. "And that's why we have to encourage our customers to believe the products are  safe. And that reminds me we need to take care of our competition across the block, Future Co. especially since they are saying that their machines are easily manageable and family friendly. Understood?"
         "Yes sir, we will get right on that." Said the head of marketing.
         "Excuse me, Mr. Cluck, someone aka Lucas ate all the bagels and they had cream on em. Cream!!" Said one worker. "Fine I'll increase the lunch ladies' pay by 30℅ if they make more bagels. And please tell Lucas to share.
          Lucas said. "I have no regrets. None now if you'll excuse me, I need to use the Lil workers room." As everyone was gone. Mike opened his suitcase and brought out a bunch of bagels and scoffed them down.
         Suddenly, his secretary came in. "Mr. Cluck.....are those bagels." No." Mike answered wiping cream from his beak. "Now if you'll excuse me. I need to use the lil boss's room. And went to the toilet.
         When he came back, he sat in his office and his dad Simon Cluck called him. "Hey son, so how's running Cluck Tech going?"
          "A lot harder than I expected it to be. But hey I'm getting the hang of it. And these bagels are delicious. But they keep making me go to the bathroom." Mike replied.
          "They always do." Simon answered. "And I heard that Robert Grasin has broken out of prison. And I know you can do it."
           Mike heard some background music. "Dad are you listening to 'Baby by Justin Bieber'? That song is so old its ancient." "Well I like it." Simon answered. "I'll call you later."
         Suddenly he heard people panicking from the street and in Cluck Tech. "Mr. Cluck sir. Umm... Some maniacs are attacking near your office in a tank!! And the toilet is clogged!!!" "I gotta take care of this." Mike said seriously.
        Mike went down the elevator which took a long time since Cluck Tech had so many floors. When he finally got down he flew to the street.
         A tank was crashing into cars and stuff and shooting at buildings. Mike flew up and destroyed the nozzle. He punched the tank and it exploded. He opened the top expecting to see Robert or Albert but it was empty. "What the heck? It was controlled but from where?"
            He checked the controls and he saw a blinking light. "A tracking device!" He quickly shot one of his feather blades at the control panel but he was too late.
            Suddenly about three more tanks drove in. Mike shot one of his feather blades at ones tyres and it toppled over. Then he picked another tank and used it to batter the last tank.
         Then suddenly an extra tank came in and it had two nozzles and it was blasting like mad. "You've got to be kidding me!" Mike said.
         And guess who was in that one. "Hello Mike, having fun with my tanks?"  Said Robert. "Those aren't you're tanks, they're Albert's aren't they?" Mike asked.
          "No. Maybe. Ok yes." Robert answered." Doesn't matter cause you're still gonna die."
          "Don't you ever get tired of saying that?" Mike said. "No. Maybe. Ok yes." Robert answered again.
           He blasted at Mike but he dodged and threw a car at the tank. Robert blasted it but blasted Mike and he flew threw a wall and crashed to the ground.
           "He's almost down. My turn. "Said the person Albert was talking to earlier. He pushed a button on his watch and suddenly wings and engines came out of his backpack and he flew to town square.
           Mike kicked the tank and it fell over and he bent both of the nozzles. "Nuts!! I was supposed to end you well I guess plan B then. He pushed a button and a box popped up.
       He opened the box and a strange looking laser glowed and made a powering up sound. "Oh yeah, its time!" Robert said excitedly.
         The stranger flew down. "How you doing, Mr. Cluck." He said mockingly. "Was that a mocking voice?" Mike asked.
           "Dang right it is." The stranger was Troy Nerdston the former employee of Cluck Tech. The guy Mike fired because his sentences were ominous back in episode 2. (Captain Nerd alert.)
         "Now its time for my plan." He said typing on the laser thingie. "What plan?" Mike asked. "Like I'm gonna tell you." Mike said. "Ok I'll tell you."
        "Its a machine that will make people think and talk of the people back in the 80's."
         "Let me guess. To make everyone confused about the new technology and ultimately be king?" Robert asked." A little but the main scope is to make me the smartest person in Trasinville and later the world." Troy Nerdston said. "Seriously?" Mike and Robert asked in unison.
         "Yeah, well that is my greatest ambition." Troy answered. "I thought it'll be something more evil." Mike and Robert said again in unison.
         "Hey!! Stop doing a jinx! Stop it!! Its really annoying!" They said in unison again.
          The machine powered on and it shot a majo huge laser shooting in the sky and made a giant wave of green energy. The wave started at the south of Trasinville and was covering people. It was coming for Mike. "What. The. Heck?" He said breathlessly.
         George used his super speed and ran to where Mike was and protected him with his mega shiny frying pan and it deflected back at Troy.
         "George. You know basically anything. What happened?" Mike asked. "A device to make everyone act like people of the olden times like the 60's a somewhat fun time." George explained.
        He ran and brought Charlie. "I took the liberty of rescuing Master Charlie but I didn't have time to get anyone else."
          "Whoa that felt totally liznizzing radical home buds." Said Bradley as he got up and walked over to where Mike ,George and Charlie were."
          "Brad what did you just say?" Charlie asked. "Some righteous sentences dawg." Around them some Trasinvilians were speaking that language.
         Sharon said." I feel untubular in the most skizzling way. What is that?" She said pointing at a holophone.
        "That means. Oh no!" Mike said." What 'oh no'. Charlie said. "Megan." Mike said in a worried voice.
         "What's grooving, fresh daddy-os?" She said and started walking towards them. "No!! Back!! You're not my Megan!" Mike said chasing her away. "What's the skizzle fizzle?" She asked. Mike said." Do not say another word!"
        And she left. "That Troy Nerdston guy must pay for this." Mike said in a serious voice.
        "Who's Troy  Nerdston?" Charlie asked  and  spoiling the moment. "A bub who worked at Cluck Tech and I fired and now he wants revenge obviously."
           "Well thanks for clearing up that information cause I wasn't there when this lunacy happened." Charlie said.
          "Hey did you guys dig that tubular vid it was totally jigging. Y'all parleying what I'm throwing down?" Old Guy Gary said as they passed him.
         "Let's boogie down all y'all jazzing dawgs." Said Carl Hipster as him and Kelly danced to some really old disco music and doing a lame dance.
          "The sooner we break that machine the better for all of us." George said.
            Troy Nerdston was sitting down in front of Cluck Tech and showing all the inventions that he stole to the ignorant Trasinvilians. "And this is my gun that has magic which can bring ice from Antarctica!" He told them.
        "So tubular it must be magic." Said Barton J. Cat in awe. Mike shot his feather blades at the 'magic Antarctica gun' and it exploded. The people were losing their 60's minds.
          "Alright let's kick it old school." Mike said to George and Charlie. "Oh my gosh that was so bad." Said George.
          Mike gave Troy a knee kick and swept his legs. He fell but shot a net out of his backpack and tied Mike. Charlie brought out Gus and hit Troy with the butt of his sword and punched him in the stomach. Troy attached a robotic arm and elbowed Charlie. Mike got out of his net and tried to punch Troy but Troy blasted Mike with his laser cannon.
        "Right this is taking too long." Said George and he threw his pan at Troy again and again and again. Troy punched George but he flipped him over. "You are really tough to beat but not tough enough. His backpack brought our lasers and nets and chainsaws.
         "That was merely a distraction. "George said because Mike had reversed the machine.
A bright yellow light covered everyone and when they woke up Trasinville looked like nothing happened.
          Mike saw Megan. "Megan please speak English." Mike begged. "What are you talking about?" Megan asked. "Oh thank goodness." And Mike hugged her.
          "What's up with Mike?" She whispered to George and Charlie. "We'll explain later." Charlie said.

        Later at around 4:15 PM, back in their base. Robert and Albert were arguing and Troy Nerdston came. "Oh shut it both of you. We simply need to even our odds. They've got a Butler with superpowers maybe we need someone like that."
       "Like who? And what are you talking about." Albert asked "I've been looking and I found a few." Troy  said with an evil smile.