Man Vs Chicken: The series ( Season 1)

Season 1# 7 Temporary Powers

On the 19th of May 2057, 20:01 pm, Robert was explaining his plan to the other villains.
"You see, they beat us cause the butler and Mike have powers." Robert explained. "Yeah!" "Duh!" "Obvi!" Said the other villains.
"So if we have powers too then we could beat them." Albert said. "Exactly."
"I know a spell that could help." Itka Chitka said. "Perfect!" Robert said.
"Dibs!!" Robert Albert and Troy all said at once. "Hey I need the powers more!" They all said again.
"Would one of y'all shut up and stay still." They all stood still.
Itka Chitka closed his eyes, carried his club and him and the club started glowing orange and he said. "Mutterica powefina seloncia projectum.
While he closed his eyes, Robert, Albert and Troy were all fighting to be in the direction of the spell.
It hit a turkey vulture that for no reason at all flew into their hideout. "What the heck?!" Robert, Albert and Troy asked again in unison.
Siren was laughing and pointing at all of them. "Wow! Its so funny to laugh at all of you. Oh gosh! Screw up again!"
"Oh hush!" Robert, Albert and Troy said in unison again. This was starting to get unnatural.
"I could easily kill all three of you!" She threatened. And that kept them quiet.
"Oh what?!! It hit a stupid turkey vulture." The turkey vulture got angry and carried Itka Chitka away and kept him up on the roof.
"Aghh! Too high! This height is extremely unusual!" They heard Itka Chitka panic from the roof.
Siren laughed again. "This just gets better and better!" Then the turkey vulture landed on her head. "Get off my head you stupid turkey vulture!" She tried to shoo it away but it pecked her.
"So all of them came in a van and they all laser guns and they were like: Let's crash this party." Mike told Charlie ad they were having dinner and laughing.
"I have to watch that movie." Charlie said. "I think the sequel coming out this Saturday." "We have to see that." Mike said.
"I almost forgot. You still haven't cleaned up your room. I tried to find my headset and I almost sank in your clothes."
"Oh come on. I'll do it tomorrow uncle Mike. I promise." Charlie lied. Mike angrily pointed at his room. "Uuugggghhhhh! Fine."
Later the Trasinville PD were all parked in South Langford Avenue. "Janet Feller here lieutenant. We are guarding this half of the vicinity. Civilians are out of the way. As to protocol."
Suddenly,a wall broke into pieces. "Sir. We have a problem." Said one cop. It was the turkey vulture. It stretched its wing and brought out a donut but destroyed an entire building to get it.
"Uh oh." Said Janet. One cop shot a laser at the turkey vulture. The turkey vulture angrily turned around and pecked at the cop and flipped over a car.
Mike flew over. "Whaaat?!" Mike asked. He spoke in ancient bird. "Depart ye turkey vulture. Go back to your forest." He said. The turkey vulture spoke in ancient bird too. "You a chicken dare to challenge me. My kind had defeated yours for eons and you shall also be defeated."
The cops only heard useless bird squawking. "What are they saying?" One cop said. "I have no idea." Answered Janet.
The turkey vulture stretched(which is one of its powers) and flung Mike. Mike flipped and aimed a roundhouse kick but the turkey threw him down.
The turkey disappeared from in front of Mike and reappeared behind him and kicked him in the back. Mike kicked the turkey vulture twice and it headbutted Mike.
"Since when did turkey vultures have these powers?" Mike punched the turkey vulture's face but it elbowed him and flipped him over.
Mike swept the turkey vulture's legs but it used its legs to fling Mike. Mike tumbled and threw his feathers. But the turkey vulture made them disappear and fired them at Mike again.
"This is totally the villains work." The turkey vulture pinned Mike down. "Hey turkey vulture, come back here! Troy needs to design something for you." Said Robert in a robotic suit.
The turkey vulture kicked Robert's stomach and punched his face. He tried to punch it twice but It grabbed his arm and flung him down. Robert fired a missile at the turkey but it threw it back at him and ninja rolled yo sweep his legs.
"I think Itka Chitka made this too powerful." Robert said. "Itka Chitka. He's who I need to stop." Mine said but he fell back because he got broken by the turkey vulture."
"Ow! Ow! Oww!" He owd until he got home.
Later the next day, Robert and Albert were walking to their jobs. Suddenly a woman wearing a black leather jacket and glasses came over. "Hey!" She whispered to them." "Hey." Robert winked and smoothed his hair.
"Its me you morons." She said. "Siren?" They asked. "Quiet! My real name is Laura Decibel." She said.
"What kind of last name is that?" Albert asked laughing. "Yours is Grasin." She said.
"What do you want?" Robert asked. "I just did some snooping around and Project Syndrometron is underway but its been held back. Soon enough we'll have enough allies to take over the planet. Oh, and the wild turkey vulture is on the loose so be on the lookout."
Tyler was talking to the head of the Major Crimes Unit. "So sir,how do we intend to stop those criminals?"
"We won't." He answered. "What do you mean we won't?!" Tyler asked. "We might lose too much property and officers. And I doubt that Mike Cluck will be of any use to us."
"But sir we can't let them run amok in this city." Tyler said. "Are you willing to risk your life trying to defeat them! If you have a plan we can discuss it later but if not leave my office!!" He boomed
"Understood." Tyler said angrily and slammed the door behind him.
Meanwhile, Troy was trying to give himself powers and Robert came in. "What are you doing?" He asked. "Nothing of your business." He said and continued working.
"Ok. How about I tell the others you're trying to betray all of us." Robert answered. "You wouldn't." Troy stopped working and looked at him.
"I wouldn't. Unless you fill me in on what you're doing."
Troy sighed. "I'm trying to give myself powers. Are you happy?" "I won't talk unless you give me some." Robert bargained. "No way!" "Oh guys."
"Ok fine. Just shut up and let me work." As they were working they found something. "What is this?" They asked. It said ' Government Files of Laura Decibel.'
"Charlie! I thought I told you to clean out your room!" Mike yelled. "I did." Charlie said. "Oh really." Mike opened the closet.
All his stuff poured out. "Ugh. I'll clean it again later." Charlie mumbled. "And its none of your biz. You aren't my dad." Charlie said.
Mike gasped. He was about to talk. Then Tyler came in. "Did I come at a wrong time?" He asked. "No, I was just leaving." Mike angrily answered. "You wanna get some coffee?" Tyler asked.
At the coffee shop, Tyler was explaining why he was angry. "My boss is being a total butt." He said. "You mean Commissioner Shortstack?" Mike laughed.
"Yeah him." Tyler answered. "What butt thing did he do now?" Mike asked. "He's totally ignoring Robert and the other villains and the fact they're destroying the town slowly."
"That is crazy." Mike said. "I need as much help as I can get. Especially as they're more evil hypers and mods."
"I know he's caring for the safety of the other officers but before they took this job they knew they'll have to risk their lives to protect this city." Tyler said.
"Preach!" Said the guy giving them the coffee. "Oh it was a private conversation. Sorry." He said.
"Sometimes, I wish I had superpowers to clean up the city from all this chaos and with this new superpowered turkey vulture...." Tyler said.
"Wait... Clean up.. Turkey vulture.... I know where its attacking next." Mike said. "Thanks dude." He quickly paid for the coffee and left. "Well that was weird." That same eavesdropper said. "Oh sorry I should really mind my own biz."
Robert was standing in front of Troy Nerdston's machine. "Ok. Fine. Here we go for the testing of your new powers."
"Yeah sure whatevs. Just do it." Robert said. A white light enveloped him. "Yes I can feel myself getting less vulnerable to Mike's attacks." Troy looked at him suspiciously.
He got super strength,flight, laser vision, and a power derived from an unknown element temporarily known as energy X. Which were installed by Robert himself but nobody knows how he got it or when.
"Now to take it for a test run." Robert said. Mike quickly got to Charlie's room but not quick enough because as he was rushing over the turkey vulture had already made it there.
"I told him to clean his room." Mike said to himself. The turkey vulture ate a rotten pizza and headbutted Mike. He got back on his feet but it stretched its talon and strangled Mike. Mike roundhouse kicked it.
Mike elbowed it and punched its stomach. The turkey vulture flung Mike back and forth but Mike shot his feathers at the dirty sock he was eating.
The turkey vulture angrily flew out the window. "Whew!" Mike sighed with relief but the turkey vulture flew in from another window and kicked Mike into the closet.
Mike was covered in clothes and punched the turkey vulture out the window. Both of them flew out and Mike grabbed the turkey vulture hoping to take it back to a far forest.
The turkey vulture pecked at Mike. But Mike flipped it into a clearing among the trees. Mike got some rope and tied the turkey vulture down. It tried to stretch out but luckily it's powers wore off.
"Adios. You stupid turkey vulture!" Mike said. "Humph!" The turkey vulture humphed.
Mike was flying back to Trasinville. And as he was flying over a stream, he got knocked down. "Hello Mike." Robert said smiling evilly and his eyes were glowing purpleish red.
"What?' Mike asked shocked "Surprised?" Robert said. "Long story short. I have powers."
Robert kicked Mike into the water. Mike flipped and kicked Robert but he blocked and punched him. Robert used his laser vision and blasted at Mike but Mike got back on his feet. "You have to do better than that."
"If you say so." Robert said. A ball of energy emitted from his body and he blasted Mike.
Mike panted but he managed to flip and roll and dodge the other energy X blasts and deliver a final upper cut.
Mine used the last of his energy and signal his car to come and pick him up.
Later at Click Manor, Mike apologized to Charlie. "Hey Charlie sorry for yelling at you."
"No. Uncle Mike, I'm sorry for saying that stuff. George told me about the turkey vulture and I'll clean my room next time when you tell me.
Charlie went to clean up his room as Mike to his to rest.
At Albert's house, Troy came and told him. "I know some secrets about our teammates." "Like what." "Robert isn't as stupid as we think. And he's planning something. He gave himself superpowers but I managed to make them temporary."
"Though there are minor isotopes of his acquired powers so it'll be a matter of time before he'll get them back." Troy explained.
"And I have some juicy gossip on Siren." He continued.

The End.