Five Nights At Kirkman's (Five Nights At Freddy's horror/romance thingy FNAF)

My Animatronic Roommate

"Aaaaaar, that 'ain't the welcome I were expectin' lass" he groaned. I threw the lamp to the floor in shock. "But, what, how..." "I'll explain everythin', don't ye worry." "Start with why you're here" "Well, ye know that redhead lass, the one with the temper." I cringed at the thought of what she had done to cause Foxy to be evicted from his only home. "Hmm" I said trying to hide my anger "I heard a commotion outside between her and the cap'n, then I heard drivin' and then there's a loud bang on the glass doors. Well, before I knew it there were a commotion outside me den. I 'ear her shoutin' orders to find me and use 'any means possible to pacify me' so I ran. Boy can I tell ye' I ran down those corridors so fast, ahahaharrrrrr." He laughed in his thick pirate accent, before brushing himself off and sitting at a stool. He patted the one next to him. "Why don't ye' sit lass, this'ns a long tale." I smiled weakly and sat next to him, being careful not to let my towel slip. "Now, where were I? Oh aye. 'ventually I found an open window and climbed out. Then I realised I didn't 'ave a place to live then I saw you walkin' down so I thought, why not just live with 'er. So here I am!" He gave me a childish grin, as I spluttered to find words. "Y.y.y.you were the rustling on the way back!" "Yar! So can I stay lass?" I thought about it for a second, I couldn't just turn him down. But right then, and right there I set one rule, he was completely and totally out of bounds love wise. I sighed. "Yes, you can stay." "Great!" He beamed, I'll sleep 'ere tonight." "Oh, uurm sure. Goodnight I guess." While I was halfway through walking out Foxy yelled me and I turned round, unfortunately I turned slightly too fast causing my towel to come loose and drop to the floor. "Aaaaar" he yelled, turning away. "It deren't matter no more." I picked up my towel as fast as I could and sprinted upstairs, before throwing myself into bed and screaming into my pillow at how stupid I'd been.