Bye-bye Baby Blue,
I wish you could see the wicked truth,
But I settled for a ghost I never knew.
///in which phil is a drug addicted rock star while dan is his aspiring stylist///
"Hey, Dan," I called. "Can you do some blue in my hair again?" "Yeah," he whispered, "sure..." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "You're a terrible liar." "I'm not lying." He pat the couch. "Sit." "Are you still butt hurt about me naming my kid Blue?" "No. Tilt your head back." "Are you mad that I'm going on vacation with my family." "No," he shrugged. "Fine then, don't say." "Where are you guys going?" "Oh, all over." "For how long?" "I dunno. Six months, maybe a year." "Where are you going first?" "Paris, then Germany, then America, then Australia, then we're coming back here." "Well, I hope you have fun." "Thank you, Dan..." His face noticeably fell as he bit at his lip. "Don't mention it."
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Phil_Lester: awe baby blues pooped after is first flight. a nap is well deserved, buddy.
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Phil_Lester: first trip to Disneyland Paris! Auntie made a special hat just for you 💙
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Phil_Lester: aaaand that's a wrap, Paris—onto our next adventure. 💙 seemed to enjoy his first trip very much. I'm sure he'll want to come back soon (I know I'll want to).
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Phil_Lester: happy christmas from the Hyde-Lester's in Germany! cindy, baby, idk how your hands aren't freezing 🥶
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Phil_Lester: Baby Blue knows exactly where we are. he's ready for round two!!
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Phil_Lester: baaaaaby shark do do do do do gonna eat you do do do do down unda' do do do do do baby blue!
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Phil_Lester: hard to believe it's been a year already 😭 baby blue im still beyond obsessed w u 💙
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Cindy.Hyde.: happy birthday to my baby boy, but also a big congratulations to my baby daddy. officially one year sober. so proud of you love 💕
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Phil_Lester: my everything 💙 (and cynthia too). sure is good to be home.
"Oh, god. Another one?" Dan mumbled to himself. He had scrolled through my instagram, living vicariously through my family's adventures. "Another what?" PJ asked. "Nothing," Dan sighed. "Just... I should be the one with Phil." "You know that's not true. Stop being bitter." "I'd be such a good parent to Blue." "I'm sure you would be, but don't you think it'd be better for Baby Blue to have both of his parents together rather than separated?" "I guess... it's just unfair..." "No, it's not. Get over yourself, Dan. Go on Tinder or Bumble or something and find yourself a boyfriend. Hell, try Grindr if all you want is sex." "I just want someone to love me to way I love Phil..." "Dear lord, he's a joint," Chris said. "Smoke up and shut up."
