Brandon: Well, I gotta head off to Andy's house. Can you watch them for me, Jen?
Jennifer: Of course!
Brandon: Great! See you guys later this evening!
Everyone: Bye, Brandon!
Brandon leaves for Andy's house.
Jennifer: *Locks the door* Well. Now it's my turn to make sure you guys behave.
Mario: Hey! We can be good.
Bob: YeAh! NoThInG bAd HaS hApPeNdEd.
Jennifer: So far. But you guys could be here for as long as another month before you can go back home.
Meggy: It's okay. I kinda like it here.
Fishy Boopkins: Me too!
SMG4: I kinda miss home. And my memes.
Jennifer: Brandon's obsession with memes gets on my nerves sometimes.
SMG4: BRANDON IS A MEME LORD?!
Jennifer: Ah, sh*t.
SMG4 runs for Brandon's room, but Jennifer makes it before him and slams Brandon's door closed. Jennifer gets out a key and locks it.
SMG4: Hey! I wanna see his memes!
Jennifer: No touching his work. That's something I won't let you do.
SMG4: Aww.
Tari: Does Brandon have a Wii?
Jennifer: Actually, he does! I can go dig it out from his basement.
Mario and Tari: Oooooooooooh!
Jennifer goes down to the basement, them comes out a minute later with a box that has Brandon's old Wii and games inside.
Jennifer: Here you go! *Blows dust off the box*
Luigi: How long has it been in there?
Jennifer: For a few years.
SMG4: Damn.
Tari: How about we play some Super Mario Galaxy and see who can speedrun through it the fastest?
Bowser: Oh, it's ON asshole!
Jennifer: Sure!
Jennifer gets the Wii hooked up, and puts in Super Mario Galaxy, and everyone takes a turn to see who can speedrun through it the fastest.
Meggy: *Stomache growls*
Mario: You hungry, my love?
Meggy: Yup. Jennifer, does Brandon have any Instant Noodles?
Jennifer: Yes, he does--
Meggy: REALLY?! WHERE?!
Jennifer: They should be in that cupboard over there--
Meggy dashes to the cupborad and gets a can of Instant Noodles, and throws it into the microwave.
Jennifer: Jesus!
Mario: She's just like me when it comes to Instant Noodles!
Jennifer: I see.
The microwave starts beeping.
Meggy: WOOMY!
Meggy gets out the Instant Noodles, and vacuums the noodles into her mouth like a vacuum cleaner.
Jennifer: Holy sh*t!
Meggy: *Belch* Whoa! I actually didn't mean to do that. I think I might be picking up on your habits, Mario!
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Mario X Meggy: The Real World
FanfictionIt was another day in the SMG4 world, when SMG4 accidentally activates a portal on his computer, which leads to the real world.
