The Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Tournament

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Brandon comes back home after a few hours, and Tari suggests the game they should play.

Tari: How about we do an SSBU tournament? Would that be cool?

Brandon: HELL YEAH WE CAN!

Jennifer: *Giggle* Sure. Why not?

Brandon sets up his Switch, and turns on SSBU.

Bowser: I'm gonna kick your asses!

Saiko: No way! I'm totally gonna win this!

SMG4: Oh, you guys will get REKT!

Mario: Imma gonna smash dat ass!

Bob: I'm GoNnA wIn ThIs, No PrObLeM!

Tari: I got this in the bag!

Luigi: Don't get cocky!

Meggy: My S-Tier ranking will own you!

Toad: I got only one rule while playing SSBU...F*CK 'EM UP!

Fishy Boopkins: I'll win this!

Jennifer: Oh, please! I got this one!

Brandon: No way. This trophy will be mine!

The tourney starts to begin, as everyone chooses their characters.

Characters:
Brandon: Donkey Kong (another one of my mains)
Jennifer: Kirby
Mario: Mario (himself)
Meggy: Inkling
SMG4: Fox
Tari: Yoshi
Fishy Boopkins: Piranha Plant
Bob: Incineroar
Luigi: Luigi (himself)
Bowser: Bowser (himself)
Saiko: Bayonetta
Toad: Joker

Conditions:
No items.

The tournament was about to begin. The first round, was Bob Vs. Saiko.

Bob: PrEpArE tO gEt YoUr AnImE aSs BeAt!

Saiko: Try me!

The battle begins, and they fight. A few minutes later, Saiko wins.

Saiko: Hell yeah!

Bob: BuLlShEt!

Before long, only four more players remained. Brandon, Jennifer, Tari, and Meggy. (Due to my laziness right now, the tourney won't be fully shown. Sorry.) Jennifer and Tari fought each other first.

Jennifer: I'm gonna get you!

Tari: No way!

Tari and Jennifer fight for a few minutes, and Jennifer is victorious.

Tari: Damn.

Jennifer: Gotcha!

Brandon and Meggy fought each other next.

Brandon: I'm gonna kick your ass!

Meggy: Don't be so sure about that!

Brandon and Meggy fight for a few minutes, and Brandon is victorious.

Meggy: Sh*t.

Brandon: Whoo!

Jennifer that means we're fighting each other, sweetie!

Brandon: Ah, f*ck.

The final round begins.

Brandon: I hope I can do this!

Mario: Ooooooooooo, are you nervous?

Brandon: What? Nooo!

Jennifer: He's afraid I'll kick his ass.

Brandon: Dammit, baby!

Jennifer: *Giggle*

Mario: Ooooooooooooo--

Meggy slaps Mario.

Mario: Ow!

Meggy: Stop that.

Mario: Fine.

Brandon and Jennifer fight, and after a few minutes, Jennifer wins.

Brandon: Dammit! Not again!

Jennifer: *Giggle*

Meggy: When was the last time you won against Jennifer, Brandon.

Brandon: Ummmmmmm...

Jennifer: Three months.

Brandon: Sh*t.

Meggy: Wow.

Brandon: I can never win against her!

Jennifer: *Giggle* You'll get me one day.

Brandon: I hope.

(Goddammit! She beat me again! Ah, well. Good game, everyone! Anyways, see you later!)

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