Mario X Meggy: The Real World

Two More Members

The computer shakes, and a portal opens on it.

Brandon: Yup. We're about to have more company. Get ready, everyone!

Two people fly out of the portal.

??? (Male 1): Oh, shit!

??? (Male 2): Ow, my ass!

Brandon: Oh, THESE guys?!

Jennifer: This just got even better!

The two males get up.

??? (Male 1): Jesus Christ. What happened?

??? (Male 2): *Sees us* Chris, I'm scared.

Chris: Goddammit, Swagmaster! Why did you have to hump that computer?

Swagmaster: It ladies on it, lolololol!

SMG4: Wait, WHAT?!

Swagmaster: It was just a prank, bro. Calm your ass.

Brandon: So now you two are here?

Chris: Looks like it. Who are you, and where are we?

Brandon: I'm Brandon. You are in my house, and the Real World.

Chris: The Real World, you say? Well, this should be fun.

Swagmaster: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! That means there's gonna be ladies everywhere!

Chris: Goddammit!

Swagmaster looks at Jennifer. Jennifer gasps.

Swagmaster: And I can see a lady already.

Brandon: *Gets in front of Jennifer* WHOA! No touchy! Nooo touchy!

Swagmaster: Dafuq you talking about?

Brandon: Do NOT get any ideas with my girlfriend!

Jennifer glares at Swagmaster.

Swagmaster: Shit...too bad. She would've liked what I had to offer.

Brandon punches Swagmaster in the pingas.

Swagmaster: Ah, my dick!

Brandon: Anyway, you guys are gonna be here for awhile, so make yourself comfortable until then.

Chris: Sounds like a plan. What do you say, Swag?

Swagmaster: *Going to the front door* I'm gonna go out and greet some women.

Brandon grabs Swagmaster and throws him to the other side of the room.

Swagmaster: Ah, my tits!

Brandon: Going outside is NOT allowed!

Swagmaster: *Gets up* U foking wot m8? *Approaches Brandon* I'll bloody wreck your prostate, slap you all the way to Italy--

Brandon tackles Swagmaster.

Brandon: WILL YOU SHUT YO BITCH-ASS UP?!

Swagmaster: Lololololol!

Chris: Goddammit, Swagmaster!

Jennifer: *Annoyed sigh*

Chris: You have to deal with a dumbass, too, huh?

Jennifer: Occasionally.

Brandon finall lets Swagmaster get up.

Swagmaster: Mah bawls...

Brandon: Hmm...I'm not fully sure I can trust Swagmaster in my house...

Andy: *Goes up to Swagmaster and stares him down*

Swagmaster: Chris, I'm feeling violated.

Andy: I think he can stay, as long as someone keeps an eye on him.

Chris: Leave that to me. I know Swag better than anyone.

Brandon: Alright, he can stay.

Swagmaster: Yaaaaaaaay!

Brandon: Just don't blow anything up or screw around with anything.

Swagmaster: Not a problem! Can I go outside now?

Brandon: Nope.

Swagmaster: Shit.

Brandon: There is one exception. You can go out into the backyard, but that's it.

Swagmaster: Better than nothing.

Brandon: Well, the sun has just come up, so let's go back to doing stupid shit!

Swagmaster: Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

(Well, the guards are here now. And it seems like we all will have to keep and eye on him. I hope the portal on my computer will open up again soon so the crew can go home. Anyways, see you later!)