Brandon: Thanks for the help, Jen.
Jennifer: You're welcome, sweetie.
Brandon: Wait...where's Mario?
Bowser: I haven't seen him.
Jennifer: Did he...?
Brandon: Oh, sh*t!
Brandon runs outside, and sees Mario dancing naked on the street.
Mario: *Singing and dancing*
Man: AH! JESUS CHRIST! AH, F*CK!
Kid: AH! I AM ON FIYA!
Brandon: MARIO! Get your dumbass back in here!
Mario: NO!
Brandon holds up a box of spaghetti.
Mario: *Sir Pelo gasp*
Brandon throws the box into the house, and Mario dashes inside, and starts making out with the box.
Brandon: Meggy...can you do something about this?
Meggy: I'll take him to a different room.
Meggy drags Mario into a different room.
Jennifer: Brandon? How long have they been here for?
Brandon: About a week.
Bob: AnD wE hAvE nO wAy Of GeTtInG bAcK hOmE. wE hAvE tO wAiT uNtIl ThE pOrTaL oPeNs AgAiN.
Jennifer: Who knows how long that will be?
Fishy Boopkins: How about we watch my anime? Yippee! Anime!
Jennifer: NO!
Brandon: Oh, shi--
Jennifer shoves Brandon out of the way.
Brandon: Ouch!
Jennifer grabs the anime movie.
Fishy Boopkins: Hey!
Jennifer: No one wants to watch your anime! Anime is gay as f*ck!
Brandon: *Thoughts: Holy sh*t! Never heard her say THAT before!*
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, hell no!
Bob: WhAt ThE hElL dId YoU sAy?
Jennifer: I SAID ANIME IS GAY AS F*CK!!
Bob/Fishy Boopkins: Oh, heeeeeeeell no!
Bob and Fishy Boopkins charge at Jennifer, but she grabs them both.
Jennifer: Wow. That was cute.
Jennifer throws Bob and Boopkins through a window and they land in the backyard.
Brandon: Oh, come on! I JUST fixed that window!
Jennifer goes into the backyard, as Bob and Fishy Boopkins get back up.
Bob: YoU wIlL pAy FoR dIsSiNg AnImE!
Jennifer: Oh, will I?
Bob charges at Jennifer and tries to swing his sword arms at her, but she grabs both his arms.
Bob: Oh, Sh*t!
Jennifer kicks Bob towards a tree.
Bob: Ow, My OvArIeS!
Jennifer: Wow.
Fishy Boopkins: Bob! Grr! DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!
The ground rumbles, and Fishy Boopkins's dad shows up.
SMG4: Oooooohhhhhh sssshhhhhh************ttttttt!
Jennifer: Uh, oh!
TO BE CONTINUED!
(Oh, sh*t! Not Fishy Boopkins's dad! And today's SMG4 video was cool, but I am PISSED OFF SMG4 didn't make the MXM ship canon! Anyways, see you later!)
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Mario X Meggy: The Real World
Hayran KurguIt was another day in the SMG4 world, when SMG4 accidentally activates a portal on his computer, which leads to the real world.
