dude-zoned ↠ johnten ✓

October 31st, 2019

⊱ ────── {⋅. 9:08 AM .⋅} ────── ⊰

TenoutofThai:
⤠ BOO
⤠ NOW YOURE DEAD
⤠ AND IM EATING
YOUR FLESH

ChicagoDaddy:
literally what⤟
the fuck
I'm trying to eat⤟
breakfast dude

TenoutofThai:
⤠ was I just dude zoned?

ChicagoDaddy:
you've become⤟
a cannibal in one day
And your biggest⤟
concern is being
dude zoned?

TenoutofThai:
⤠ hey it's
HALLOWEENNN
⤠ I'm trying to be
spooky for once

ChicagoDaddy:
oh yeah ⤟
happy halloween
but you're 2 feet tall ⤟
in what world ⤟
would I be scared of you?

TenoutofThai:
⤠...
⤠ this one?

ChicagoDaddy:
-_- ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ okay LOOK
⤠ I'm in a ~spooky~ mood
⤠ and just because you're
taller and therefore
much more terrifying
⤠ Doesn't mean I don't
get to be scary TOO

ChicagoDaddy:
okay okay I won't crush ⤟
your dreams I'll be supportive
so what are you this Halloween? ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ How did I start
this conversation?

ChicagoDaddy:
... a vampire? ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ I'm going
to block you

ChicagoDaddy:
...a ghost? ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ My finger is
hovering over
the button

ChicagoDaddy:
...a zombie? ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ YES
⤠ MY BOYFRIEND
HAS A TOTAL OF
ONE BRAINCELL
⤠ IM SO PROUD OF YOU

ChicagoDaddy:
was this worth winning ⤟
I'm starting to regret ⤟
not getting blocked

TenoutofThai:
⤠ I spent days
⤠ Months
⤠ YEARS

ChicagoDaddy:
what ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ looking through
everything I own
⤠ I searched the
whole of my house
your house and Korea

ChicagoDaddy:
okay...? ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ And I still can't find
⤠ Where I asked
for your opinion

ChicagoDaddy:
then keep looking ⤟
I'm sure you'll find ⤟
it somewhere
because I sure did

TenoutofThai:
⤠ are you not even
mildly offended

ChicagoDaddy:
My breakfast is way ⤟
too good for that
and hey I'm going ⤟
to be a vampire
only good things today ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ you're so basic

ChicagoDaddy:
You're going ⤟
to be a zombie

TenoutofThai:
⤠...
⤠ touché
✔️Read 9:55 AM

⊱ ────── {⋅. 11:47 PM .⋅} ────── ⊰

TenoutofThai:
⤠ IM AT THIS PARTY
⤠ EVERYTHING
IS TERRIBLE
⤠ SAVE ME PLEASE

ChicagoDaddy:
leave ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ BUT

ChicagoDaddy:
why are you ⤟
in all caps

TenoutofThai:
⤠ CUZ ITS
REALLY LOUD
⤠ IF I DONT YELL
YOU CANT HEAR ME

ChicagoDaddy:
this is text ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠...
⤠ OH SHIT
⤠ you right
⤠ I don't want
to be here
⤠ But I
can't leave

ChicagoDaddy:
You can ⤟
Uber it home ?

TenoutofThai:
⤠ here's the thing
⤠ The party is
at my house

ChicagoDaddy:
at least I have ⤟
one braincell
you have -3 ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ HEY
⤠ I didn't think it
would get this
out of hand
⤠ Dongyoung has
friends I have friends
Jaehyun has friends
Sicheng has friends
⤠ It worked out

ChicagoDaddy:
Then what's ⤟
the problem?

TenoutofThai:
⤠ Turns out Jaehyun
knows a lot of people
⤠ now they're all
in my home

ChicagoDaddy:
Well you're fucked ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ Yeah no shit Sherlock
⤠ but what do I DO ?????

ChicagoDaddy:
lock yourself in your ⤟
room or kick everyone out
There's really no ⤟
other options
Delivered 12:12 AM

so did you try it? ⤟
✔️Read 12:20 AM

TenoutofThai:
⤠ THERE ARE PEOPLE
⤠ FUCKING
⤠ IN MY ROOM
⤠ HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE
FUCK WHAT
⤠ THE
⤠ FUCK

ChicagoDaddy:
shit ⤟
move out ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ I MIGHT
NEED TO
⤠ MY EYES
⤠ WHERE IS
THE BLEACH

ChicagoDaddy:
now let's not ⤟
be so hasty

TenoutofThai:
⤠ DID YOU SEE
TWO PEOPLE YOUVE
NEVER MET BEFORE
GOING AT IT
⤠ CUZ I DID AND I
WOULD RATHER
BE BLIND

ChicagoDaddy:
how about plan b? ⤟
Delivered 12:29 AM

shit you died didn't you ⤟
Delivered 12:35 AM