October 21st, 2019

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⊱ ────── {⋅. 5:03 PM .⋅} ────── ⊰

ChicagoDaddy:
My friend fucking ⤟
shoplifted I'm so done

TenoutofThai:
⤠ fucking goals
⤠ But whowhowho?

ChicagoDaddy:
My friend Lucas ⤟
was just eating his
crackers like a good boy
then Chenle the little ⤟
fucker dares him to
steal something
AND HE DOES ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ go Chenle

ChicagoDaddy:
Chenle is seventeen ⤟
Why in the flying ⤟
fuck is he encouraging
STEALING
who raised this kid ⤟
... ⤟
I just figured it out ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ What

ChicagoDaddy:
He keeps hanging ⤟
out with Jisung

TenoutofThai:
⤠ whOoo???

ChicagoDaddy:
so much explaining ugh ⤟
Just come the fuck over ⤟
to my house you'll
meet them all
there's practically 20 ⤟
people in my house
anyway

TenoutofThai:
⤠ dID YOU JUST
INVITE ME TO
YOUR HOUSE

ChicagoDaddy:
fuck ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ YOU DID JOHNNY
YES IM COMING OVER
LETS GET MARRIED

ChicagoDaddy:
no thanks dude ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠:((((((((((((
⤠ why'd you have
to dude zone me

ChicagoDaddy:
Okay fine maybe ⤟
But I gotta break ⤟
up with my shitty
girlfriend first

TenoutofThai:
⤠ wait you actually
have a girlfriend
⤠ that you hate ??

ChicagoDaddy:
ikr I laugh too ⤟
I hate her fucking guts ⤟
how doesn't she notice

TenoutofThai:
⤠Wait aren't you kind
of being a shitty person
by leading her on???

ChicagoDaddy:
actually ⤟
around a month ago ⤟
I found out she was
dating me because
of my money

TenoutofThai:
⤠ wait
⤠ you're RICH
⤠ YOURE RICH
GIMME SOME
MONEY IM POOR

ChicagoDaddy:
lol no it's ⤟
not even mine
my parents are ⤟
just rich as fuck

TenoutofThai:
⤠ BE MY SUGAR
DADDY PLEASE

ChicagoDaddy:
no ⤟

TenoutofThai:
⤠ CMON

ChicagoDaddy:
no but anyways ⤟
I'm still dating ⤟
her cuz she's Lucas' twin

TenoutofThai:
⤠ What does that
have to do with anything?????

ChicagoDaddy:
She's super manipulative ⤟
and would definitely
fucking kidnap my son
if I broke up with her

TenoutofThai:
⤠ By son I'm assuming
you mean Lucas

ChicagoDaddy:
Who else? ⤟
Lucas needs protection ⤟
he's like a little kid in
an adult's body

TenoutofThai:
Omg he seems
so cUTE LETS RAISE
HIM TOGETHER

ChicagoDaddy:
IM NOT A FUCKING ⤟
KID JOHNNY HAS TO
STOP SAYING THAT
WIWSJDJ ASSHOLE

TenoutofThai:
⤠ omg hi Lucas

ChicagoDaddy:
HI⤟

TenoutofThai:
how are youuu?????

ChicagoDaddy:
no that conversation ⤟
isn't going to continue
you can meet them ⤟
when you come over

TenoutofThai:
⤠ mE COMING OVER
HAS BEEN CONFIRMED
IM SEEING YOU IN TWO
MONTHS FUCK YES
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