dude-zoned ↠ johnten ✓

December 25th, 2019

⊱ ────── {⋅. 9:03 AM .⋅} ────── ⊰

Johnny started his day off with a shorter Thai boy- one that he had been in contact with for around four months now and was dating- yelling in his ear.

"Wake the fuck up. It's Christmas!"

Everyone else already seemed to be awake and it was just Johnny who wanted to sleep in. More accurately, wanted to wake up in the afternoon.

Taeyong, Jaehyun, Chenle, and Jisung seemed to have already found their way over and were eating food at the kitchen table.

"How are any of you awake? We all went to bed at, like, two," Johnny questioned, letting Ten push him into a seat and grab him a few cookies.

"Christmas is more important than sleep, skyscraper, keep up," Chenle responded, Jisung snorting in agreement.

"I'm not even that t-"

Ten shoved a brownie in his mouth, "Shut up, yes you are. Look me in the eyes, and tell me, you're not tall," he shook his head, "Not gonna fucking happen, but Merry Christmas."

⊱ ────── {⋅. 10:17 AM .⋅} ────── ⊰

"Is it present time?" Lucas asked from the living room, holding a few gifts in his hands and gesturing towards them.

Everyone else was on their phones resting in the kitchen, "Oh, shit, yeah! Presents!"

Everyone simultaneously got up, causing loud chair screeches that resulted in Chenle screaming.

"Le, be quiet!" Jisung shoved the boy slightly, causing him to fall on the floor in fake agony.

"What the fuck, Ji! I'm paralyzed now."

Jisung kicked him lightly, "Suffer."

Ten blinked, "Presents...?"

"Oh, yeah!" Chenle scrambled to get up and everyone went to collect their presents.

Everything was opened rather hastily and only questions were left to be exchanged.

"What exactly am I supposed to do with these... reusable ice cubes?" Donghyuck questioned, staring intently at Ten.

"Well, you need to chill out 90% of the time, thought I'd try and help you out."

"I have known you for less than a week, and this is the treatment I receive," Donghyuck threw himself on top of Mark and let out a fake sob, "Markie, I'm being bullied."

"Hey, they're actually useable! It's even in the name, so don't start complaining yet."

"Yeah, yeah, reusable ice cubes- so what the hell is this pen? Why is there a knife in it?" Chenle cried, taking the pen cap off and pointing to the sharp metal.

"It's a pair of scissors disguised as a pen," Lucas explained, "See you move these things down for the handhold... and you're good!"

Donghyuck snatched them out of Chenle's hands, "I can keep this in my pocket, and when someone asks me to sign something, I can pull these out. But I won't be signing anything, and surprise, bitch, you're dead!"