paranoia // david dobrik

#8

roia jean king

"but hear me out, tacos. they're delicious. they can be made healthy. tacos really can't be bad for you." josh explains to the camera as i swirled around in the chair.

"well. i mean. these tacos definitely aren't good for us." i laugh, stopping my self to face the table.

josh laughs, nodding his head and taking a seat next to me. i adjust the sleeves of david's hoodie and pull them up to my elbows, ready to consume my weight in these tacos in front of me.

"okay, so i want everybody to know that david's out filming right now and roia broke into his house in order for us to film. and if your friends don't break into your other friends house so you can film a video. they're not your real friend."

"okay first of all, i didn't break in, i have a key. second of all, please don't break into people's homes for the sake of your friends." i attempt to reason, laughing softly as i take a sip of the juice i had just poured.

"yeah oh my gosh no. i don't want the police showing up at my door because some 17 year old girl broke into her ex boyfriends house because 'josh peck told her to'"

i laugh throwing my head back, letting my hands clap a couple times. i straighten up and shove the small taco into my mouth, groaning as i chew the savory treasure.

"you know, you and david eat so cute. like you just make food look so good. you should start a mukbang channel."

i shake my head, covering my mouth as i finish chewing.

"i feel like i eat too slow for me to have a mukbang channel. like i'd either be editing videos for days on end or my videos would be 2 hours long." i chuckle, shoving the other half of the taco into my mouth.

"just do mukbang streams."

"okay corinna." i mumble, covering my full mouth with my hand.

"did you just finish that taco in two bites?"

i nod, wiping the corner of my mouth with the napkin.

"that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is a powerful woman."

i chuckle, shaking my head and picking up another taco.

"okay okay. so let's talk here. let's feed the viewers, as stan twitter would say."

"josh how the fuck do you know what stan twitter is?"

"i'm a dad. not old."

i smile, nodding my head.

"okay okay. how's the dad life so far?"

"oh gosh. it's crazy. like...there's just this tiny human, that's a piece of me. it's so weird. and it feels like, as mushy as this sounds, my whole heart is just walking around outside of my body."

"wasn't that line on jane the virgin?"

"i was hoping you didn't watch that show and i could play it off."

i laugh as i take a sip of the juice in my cup.

"fun fact guys, david has natalie keep a bottle of cranberry juice in the fridge at all times just for roia. how cute is that? little cub has a crush."

my cheeks heat up and i attempt to hide my face by taking another bite of the taco.

"he does not have a crush. he's just being nice." i mumble with my mouth full.

josh lightly hits my shoulder as he shakes his finger at me.

"one, don't talk with your mouth full. two, it's not good to lie."