Hotel Transylvania 2: Feat. Joey

Chapter 3

June 13, 2013, Transylvania Hospital
Drac and Joey were waiting outside the delivery room while Mavis had the baby. Drac tried entering the delivery room but was stopped by a doctor. "Sir!" Only the father is allowed in the delivery room!" The doctor exclaimed. "Really?" Drac asked. "Okay, he's the family I guess." "Drac, you need to be patient," Joey said. "The baby will be here shortly." "I'm afraid I can't wait that long," Drac said as he got up and walked away. "Where are you going?" Joey asked. "None of your business," Drac said.
Later in the delivery room
The doctor held up Mavis's new born baby boy. Then Drac took him out of his arms. He was wearing a wig and a nurse outfit. "Oh look! It's a boy! It's a boy! The Dracula bloodline carries on!" Drac exclaimed while trying to sound like a woman. "No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here my little devil dog." "Dad, can I hold my baby?" Mavis asked. "If I were Dad, I'd say yes, but I'm the nurse! Francine!" Drac said. "Oh get real," Joey said face palming. "Here you go anyway," Drac said. "A zombie then walked up to Drac and freshened his breath. Drac looked back and growled at the zombie. "My, bad," he said as he walked away slowly.
1 year later
Mavis put a Birthday cake in front of her 1 year old baby boy. "Little Dennis is a year old now," Johnny said. "Wow!" Dennis smiled and blew out the candle by spitting on it. Mavis laughed but the monster with the candle on it's head wasn't very pleased. "Nice! Yeah, cute kid," it said sarcastically before walking off the cake. "Okay, time for presents guys," Mavis said as she put Dennis on the carpet. "Alright! Let's do this! Boy-up!" Murray exclaimed. "Check out what I got him. Bling!" Murray then pulled out a golden medallion. "Wow!" Wayne said. "Is it cursed?" "Super cursed!" Murray said. "Only the best! Straight from the crypt." "Uh, he's just starting to walk," Johnny said as Murray put the medallion on Dennis, "so maybe it's heavier than..." Dennis then face planted and started crying. "Drac walked over and him and picked him up. "Oh, you're okay Dennisovich," he said. "His name's Dennis," Mike said. "Named after my father." "It's not his vampire name," Drac said as he tickled Dennis. "My little Dennisovichy-Weesovichy." "Huh, are we sure he's a vampire?" Linda asked. "I mean, not that it's a bad thing but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have?" "Technically, you have until you're 5 to get your vampire fangs," Wayne explained. "Oh he'll get his fangs," Drac said. "He's a Dracula." "He's also half Loughran," Mike said as he waved a toy at Dennis who smiled and played with it. "Maybe he's better off where we live. There's a lot more humans there." "What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups," Drac said as he put Dennis down next to 2 to of the wolf pups which were licking the medallion. Dennis noticed this and did the same thing to the toy. "No, no buddy," he said as he picked Dennis up and kissed him on the cheek.

"We have a present," Eunice said. "I hope it's acceptable." Drac smiled. "My First Guillotine," he said. "Very educational. Well played Frank." "It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that," Mavis said. "Johnny do you know where you put the rubber guards?" Johnny then walked over to help her out. "Baby-proofing a guillotine?" Eunice asked. "So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun." "I think I found them!" Joey said. "Thanks Joey," Johnny said. "She made me baby-proof the whole hotel," Drac said. "Someone's overprotective."
1 more year later

"Johnny!" Mavis shouted. "Come quick!" Johnny ran as fast as he could to get to her but Drac flew ahead and beat him there. "What's up?" Drac asked nervously. "Is he okay?" "Dennis said his first word!" Mavis said holding Dennis. "He did?" Drac asked with a smile on his face. "Come on, honey," Mavis said. "Say it again." "Bleh, bleh-bleh," Dennis said. "I don't say bleh, bleh-bleh," Drac pouted. Mavis then handed Dennis to Johnny who kissed the little boy on the cheek and placed him on top of his head. "We didn't say you did," Mavis said. "Then where did he get that?" Drac asked. "Bleh, bleh-bleh," Dennis said again. "Well, maybe sometimes you say it," Mavis said. "I only say it when I say I don't say it!" Drac exclaimed. "Bleh, bleh-bleh," Dennis said for the third time. "Ok, kid. We get it. You can talk," Drac said as Dennis fell off Johnny's head and Mavis caught him. Then Dennis started sucking on his thumb. "Dennisovich..." Drac whispered as he took Dennis's thumb out of his mouth checked to see if Dennis had grown any fangs. "Dad," Mavis said. "Just checking for cavities," Drac lied as he left the room. "That was classic," Joey said laughing. "Joey, When did you get here?" Mavis asked. "I've been standing here the whole time," Joey said. "Wow, you're really good at keeping a low profile," Johnny said. Mavis then smiled and looked down at Dennis. "Bleh, bleh-bleh," she said. "Bleh, bleh-bleh," Dennis said back. Suddenly, Drac appeared from out of nowhere and shouted, "It was you!"