Hotel Transylvania 2: Feat. Joey

Chapter 9

Later in the car
"My birthday cake's going to have the coolest guy on it," Dennis said. "Let me guess," Drac said. "Kakie." "No, he's so cool," Dennis said. "He climbs walls and wears a cape." "Oh, really," Drac said. "And who is this really cool guy?" "Batman!" Dennis exclaimed. "Burn," Joey whispered in Drac's ear. "Batman, great," Drac said. "You don't know anyone else with a cape that's cool." Drac then looked around and shouted, "This is good! Stop here!" Griffin stopped the car and everyone got out. Drac got Dennis out of his car seat and sat him down on the hood. "Okay, Wayne. It's your turn," Drac said. "Go kill something. Dennisovich, watch this." "What?!" Wayne shouted. "I told you, come on," Drac whispered. "If we don't inspire Dennisovich, how is he going to find his inner monster?" "Who's in a monster?" Dennis asked nervously. "It's just a figure of speech buddy," said Joey as he ruffled Dennis's hair again. "Here, have an avocado." "Yay," Dennis exclaimed as Drac handed him the avocado. "You're mommy says it's a good fat," Drac said, "whatever the heaven that means." Dennis grabbed the knife out of his backpack and was about to start cutting it when Joey stopped him. "Let me help you with that, kiddo," he said as he took the avocado and knife from Dennis and cut it for him. Once he was done, he put the knife back in the bag and handed the halves of the avocado back to Dennis. "Thank you Uncle Joey," said Dennis. "You're welcome little buddy," said Joey as he ruffled Dennis's hair again. Frank then took the seed out and ate it. "Listen, I'm not gonna set monsters back just to make your grandkid like vampires," Wayne said. "Anyways, there's nothing to kill here. It's all been..."

Suddenly, a deer came out in the open. "Awwww, what a cutie," Frank said causing Drac to glare at him. "But kill him." "That's a girl," Joey said. "It has no antlers." "Oh, great. You know, I haven't done this in years," Wayne said. "We don't need to kill anymore. We have Pop-Tarts." "Dennisovich, you're going to love this," Drac said. "Wayne is going to eat that whole deer and the next one's yours." Dennis had a scared look on his face after hearing that. Joey noticed this and picked up Dennis. Then he hugged him and rubbed the back of his head again. "What are you doing Joey?" Drac asked. "Dennis won't be able to see Wayne eat the deer if he's looking over your shoulder like that." "That's kinda the point," Joey said. "1, watching Wayne eat that deer alive will most likely scar him for life, and 2, there is no way Dennis will be able to eat an entire deer all by himself. He is way too little for that." "We'll see about that," Drac said. "Wayne, go."

Wayne huffed before walking towards the deer. "I'm too old for this," he said. "Okay how's it go again? A-oo! No, no, wait, that's for the moon. Oh, I growl. Okay, here goes." Wayne then stopped in front a deer. "Growl!" He literally said when a frisbee flew by and Wayne chased after it and tried to wrestle it away from a dog. "Hey Dennis," Joey said. "It's safe for you to look now buddy." Dennis then looked towards Wayne and laughed. Get it Uncle Wayne!" He cheered.