Rants - Braces

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I am stuck with these awful pieces of metal cemented to my teeth.

They're honestly horrible.

I have to go to the dentist every (roughly) four weeks. After I get back, my teeth hurt for at least three days after. It's torture, because I can't eat the things I actually want to eat. Chewing sucks when my teeth hurt.

Also, you can't eat half the things that teenagers usually like best. Hard pretzels, jerky, caramel candy such as Milky Way, gum (Oops I may cheat on this one), and much, much more.

Brushing and flossing is a nightmare. My dentist also flips out if there's even a tiny bit of plague on my teeth, which is usually in places that are hard to reach while brushing.

Flossing makes me want to shoot myself. You have to go under the wire for each tooth and ugh

These fuckers had better be worth it.

I want the whitest, straightest teeth out there and I will get them.

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