Rants - Christmas

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First of all, Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU ALLSBSEKFN

Anyway, what did yall get for Christmas?

I got a new TV, a keyboard for my room, three books, gum and candy, and a bunch of makeup and other products bc my face suCKS

My dogs got a new bed and they're so happy right now omg it's adorable

I feel a bit nicer today even though I've just been sitting on the couch watching SNL reruns and fangirling over Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon.

Only onE friend has texted me oh my GOD they all hate me

Wtf even is this rant I'm sorry guys.

You know what i want?

Alex Vlahos please

Pretty please

Santa

I'm so annoying guys; why do you even read this?

What really jingles my bells today is my father is in the basement.

Spend some time with your daughter

I saw something on tumblr and I want to share it

"You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. 'It's my birthday, not yours,' he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms."

IM SCREAFGING

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