Hey hey hey, I'm back. It'd be awesome if you guys missed me. Anyway, you read the title so you know what this shiz is all about.
Crushes.
I shudder.
I hate them, I hate having them, because the person I like usually doesn't like me back like that.
I have multiple crushes going on and it sucks. I want to eat my hand, or at least slap myself. Honestly, though, I'm glad the one guy I like is a good friend and nothing's awkward.
Well, it can be.
But yanno.
Fuck crushes with a knife.