THAT'S CREEPY!

The best laid plans

People told me I was crazy when I started preparing. I mean come on. Zombies aren't real. It's never going to happen. But I collected all I could. Swords, machettes, guns, ammo and stores of food. I mean I could hold out for years.

It's a shame I'll never get to experience it. But if you can't beat em, might as well join em right? This bite really hurts. I'm feeling pretty weak. Sure are a lot of people in the mall today. I'm just going to sit here and wait. I wonder how many I'll get.