THAT'S CREEPY!

I have never been so scared in my life..

I woke up to my wife in bed next me. Scared, my heart dropped and I began to shake from anxiety. My wife couldn't be next to me, she is dead. I try to breathe normal and ease myself out of bed, only to have my wife wake up. "Chris?", she asks. At this point I am near falling into shock from shear fear of my undead wife speaking to me. So I try to speak back, "Y-yes, dear?" "Why are you up so early on a Tuesday?", she responds. I stop and quickly turn my head towards her and let out a sigh of relief. "Today is Tuesday??", I ask. "Yes, sweetheart. Now go check if the kids made it home last night and come back to bed!", she exclaimed. I peaked into the children's room only to confirm my relief and settle my anxiety. The KIDS were Monday and AMANDA was Tuesday. Silly me.