Countryhuman brother scenarios

Perks of being their sibling

(I've came back bitches, I've changed from my laptop to my iPad so I'll be trying to post more frequently cause it been TO LONG)

(Oh and cover for this chapter is not mine but I wish it was)

{Germany}

-Germany being too much of the overprotective sibling he'll do anything to not get your ass in any strangers

-Remember kids, stranger danger

-Basically a better dad than brother tbh

-You already know he's telling third reich if you get bullied

-You're always told about the time you nearly ate your own shit as a kid

(You: that's not a perk-

Me: hush child I didn't merge from the dead for you to tell my uncreative ass things I already know just READ)

{Russia}

-You already know if you come back with one scratch or bruise from (b/n) you know their not gonna come in tomorrow 

-Gets so fucking funny when he's drunk  you nearly piss your pants 

-He would ask if he can try put braids in your hair even if your hair is short or not 

-Would just make your hair messier than it already is

-You one time asked soviet who our mother is, he just left the room

-On your ninth birthday you got your very own (f/c) ushanka, You couldn't be happier that day 

-Oh but the sad wonders, it got ruined by (b/n), Soviet and Russia sent a tank over to her/his house 

{Britain}

-You get your fav tea, dUH

-France gets to babysit you if Britain's busy with work

-Oh the good times cooking, and nearly burning the house down 

(Not in the cooking scenario, that's a different topic) 

-You got him a tea set for his birthday, his face was surprisingly priceless

-He literally looked like a kid that day

{America}

-Funniest brother of 2019 

-Whenever you'll be on the way to school and the radio turns on Old Town Road, oh boy you knew you knew that it would be a loud ride

-As soon as he recognises the song he'll put the volume up to like 20 or louder

-You covered your ears, preparing for the chorus to come 

"I GOT THE HoRSES IN THE BACk." America sung his heart out to the one that one song

-You had  to turn down the fucking volume back to its original "Why are we siblings." You groaned, not being prepared for Americas too memey vibe and school

{Canada}

-Too much maple syrup you might drown in it

-You get to go camping, aka one of your most favourite hobbies

-sEAL KIlLER

(Anyone else still reading this: tHATS NoT A PERK

Me: let author chan be pLeASE ITS 1:07 IN THe MoRInGINg I SARTeD THIs AT 23:40)

-hockey games are on the tv? Your staying off school kid.

-Basically your dad

(451 Words Jesus-)

(Welp guys I'm back with so much support pulling me out of my grave.)