Countryhuman brother scenarios

When they walk into you reading ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hence if you know you know 

{ Germany 🇩🇪}

- He was gonna ask you if you wanted to go McDonald's or your fave fast food place

- Boi was so oblivious to what you could be doing inside your room

- Murdering for god knows what

"Hey y/n, ich bin fertig mit Papierkram- " ( Hey y/n, I'm done with paperwork-) he stopped at the site of seeing you 

- A massive blush grew onto both of you as Germany escorted himself out as quickly as possible 

" I'm so sorrY" your voice cracked out of embarrassment 

{ Russia 🇷🇺}

- Boi was just looking for his vodka 

- So after searching the whole house he thought it was time to inspect your room

- Motherfucker kicked the door down, startling the shit outta you

"я клянусь чертовым богом, если я не найду свою водку здесь, я собираюсь-" (i swear to fucking god if i don't find my vodka here i'm gonna-)    he stopped at you, a small glare rising in his colourless eyes

- A deep red blush grew over your cheeks "НаУчИтьсЯ чЕртОвСки СтУчаТь"      ( LeARn hOW tO fUCkInG knOcK)you threw a pillow at him

 "пока я не получу свою чертову водку" (not until I find my damn vodka) he said, his tone covered in confusion and annoyance 

- You sighed, breaking the new found news to him

"пап еще не купил, пока не на следующей неделе я думаю" ( dads not buying  anymore until next week) you explained to him

- Leaving the commie brother to sigh and leave your room in disappointment 

{ Britain 🇬🇧}

- you don't read smut so your good 

- Sorry to the ones that do

 { America 🇺🇸}

- He stays away from your room after that prank

- So he just screams into the void when Britain tells Ame to call you for dinner

{ Canada 🇨🇦}

- Poor soul just wanted to wake you up for morning pancakes 

- Lucky you turned off your phone before he got a lookie 

"Is everything okay?" He asked, weary of what you may of been reading 

- Your face heated up as you realised he had no clue at what he witnessed 

"Y-yea just I'm fine, just woke up a bit early and everyone else was asleep.." you flew in one excuse 

- Canada nodded " Well I guess that's fine, get up and have some breakfast." 

{ South Korea 🇰🇷 and North Korea 🇰🇵}

- South straight up just stared at you for like 5 seconds before saying "정직하고 관련있는" ( honestly relatable.)

- North glares straight at you as if saying ' I thought I taught you better'

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As you can tell I wanted to quickly finish this before telling you I'm gonna go on a break

Hope yall had a great new year