Countryhuman brother scenarios

What you do to annoy them

This was out of complete bordem

{ Germany 🇩🇪}

- You'd constantly burst into his room while he's on a important call

- Like he'd be talking to China about the overpopulation problem 

- And you'd just kick his door down

- " yeah I know it's a big problem but what if we tried-" He'd talk over the phone while you were passing by his room

- " GERMSY I JUST sAW AmE sMOkE a JIOnT-" you'd burst into his room, startling the country

- " Yeah, can I call you back?" Germany glared at you while he hung up 

- At this moment, you were ready to be chased around and be put in a headlock 

- So you ran as fast as your legs could

{ Russia 🇷🇺}

-  The one thing you always have to do

- The ONE thing and he'll be plotting your death

- You'd come into his room acting like you were looking for something

- You'd pretend to look for something until you snatched his vodka and run outside

- The reason of running outside was that your house was actually kinda small 

- Somehow fit 14 kids and a dad

- Not the point but yeah 

- Russia would always catch up with you even if you were like 10 feet away

- But before he'd catch up you'd smash the bottle of alcohol, leaving a raging Russia

- The first time you did that he tried throwing you in the pond

- But now he just suffocates you in the snow 

{ Britain 🇬🇧}

- Once when you were a smol bean

- The ripe age of 8

- You were at frances house being babysat

- You'd come over a word that seemed to confuse you

- " France, what's 'dosh' mean" you'd call her over 

- She come over to you looking over to the word

- " oh, it's means fun and joyful" she gave you a cheeky smile

- You completely oblivious to that it actually meant trash and nonsense 

- So when Britain came over to pick you up this happened

- " Hello there, hope it wasn't too boring." He chuckled 

- You beamed, jumping from the couch " no brit, it's was dosh!" You exclaimed 

- The country looked over to his wife, an annoyed look growing onto his features 

- France giggled, a shrug coming from her

- " what, is..it not that?" You questioned your brothers annoyed look

- " I'll explain when we come home y/n, I'm sure your tired after all." He held your hand to the car

- When you came you home you then realised you were once again betrayed by France 

{ America 🇺🇸}

- Not much annoys him tbh

- Only if you keep on pranking him with the whole 'oil spillage'

- Basically you'd be in your room, right across from Ames

- You'd purposely sneak in some sunflower oil and put it in the entrance of your door

- Before You'd have your plan all dealt with you'd pretend to spill some 'oil'

- " Ame there's been an oil  spillage" You called him over

- In the matter of seconds he kicked down your door 

- And you watched his expression of betrayal grow onto the countries face

- Lets just say you were a giggly little bitch for the rest of the day 

{ Canada 🇨🇦}

- Just Like Ame he doesn't get annoyed easily 

- I guess you trying to save a seal he was about kill would do

{ South Korea 🇰🇷 & North Korea 🇰🇵}

- Boi is it easy to annoy the two brothers

- You'd put a Pepsi bottle next to sk 

- And say " damn these spot the deference game are getting harder." You'd grin

- The country fucking hates when you do that 

- "엿 먹어" ( fuck you) he'd slap away the soda

- For north it would be like setting of a firework in your face

- Taking away his nukes that would be

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Sorry if this chapters short I'm really outta motivation